photographic constipation

a phenomenon where a beautiful person appears to be in a state of discomfort, almost as if they were constipated, when they know their picture is being taken.

"Chandler what is the matter with your face?" - Friends s7e5

"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."

by Manrique May 19, 2016

pronographic movies

Same thing as a pornographic movie, but ass-backwards. There's no action in these movies -- just some fucking dude or chick playing with their junk.

Those pronographic movies didn't get me off at all last night.

by mrfouchy January 29, 2008

pornography

The reason why the family computer is always slow, Look in the job application folder in "dad's work stuff's"n you'll find alot of it.

<job application folder>

**Cindy12
**sexysarah
**cheeckychild



....etc.

by bing May 13, 2005

Pornography

The most addictive substance in the world. Is the worst mistake any person can make. No matter the age or gender of the person. Also called porn.

Pornography ruined my life and crushed every one of my relationships. I am now depressed. I shouldn’t have ever looked.

by Elizardloveshalo April 19, 2019

Photographizing

The act of a photographer enjoying themselves too much while picture taking.

Damn, you went photographizing for 15 hours!?

by Beldin28 November 7, 2012

Pornography

See also The Internet

I wrote a definition already for the internet about how it has shit loads of pornography on it.

by C.D's September 20, 2017

Overkill Photographer

Someone who posts multiple pictures of themselves from the

same time with different poses onto a social networking sight.

It's easy to spot an Overkill Photographer because they will

be wearing the same clothes and have the same background,

but will have changed their pose and possibly the camera

angle.

Mitch: Did you see Ashley's new pics on FB?

Alec: Yeah it was a little weird, she posted the same pic twice,

she just turned her hat around for one of them.

Mitch: She's such an Overkill Photographer

by Me and Mr. Split May 24, 2011