5 definition by Elizardloveshalo

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Something Voldemort does not have
Voldemort has no nose.
by Elizardloveshalo April 14, 2019

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The girl that will always be there to play Halo with you.
Eliza assassinated me four times during the grifball match
via giphy
by Elizardloveshalo April 09, 2019

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The most addictive substance in the world. Is the worst mistake any person can make. No matter the age or gender of the person. Also called porn.
Pornography ruined my life and crushed every one of my relationships. I am now depressed. I shouldn’t have ever looked.
by Elizardloveshalo April 19, 2019

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Winter in a box
I put the body in the freezer outside.
by Elizardloveshalo April 18, 2019

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The period in the spring when the weather is the most unpredictable.
Goodness! Five minutes ago it was sunny now it’s hailing sideways! Must be track season
by Elizardloveshalo April 19, 2019

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