Eliza

The girl that will always be there to play Halo with you.

Eliza assassinated me four times during the grifball match

by Elizardloveshalo April 09, 2019

Track

The period in the spring when the weather is the most unpredictable.

Goodness! Five minutes ago it was sunny now it’s hailing sideways! Must be track season

by Elizardloveshalo April 19, 2019

Nose

Something Voldemort does not have

Voldemort has no nose.

by Elizardloveshalo April 14, 2019

Freezer

Winter in a box

I put the body in the freezer outside.

by Elizardloveshalo April 18, 2019

Pornography

The most addictive substance in the world. Is the worst mistake any person can make. No matter the age or gender of the person. Also called porn.

Pornography ruined my life and crushed every one of my relationships. I am now depressed. I shouldn’t have ever looked.

by Elizardloveshalo April 19, 2019