phoomp

The sound made when a large flat object resting on one straight edge ( eg; a replacement glass windowpane ) falls onto a very flat surface ( such as a table ) and is cushioned by the air caught underneath it. Also the sound of air puffing out of the mouth of the person who let the glass fall, when they realise it has not broken.

Glass ------> /
Air cushion ---> @ --> "phoomp" O-; <-- person
Table ----> _____

by Dictionella Theasauric January 27, 2012

ploompy

This term is for some one that is very squishy and mushy

Amandas thighs are very ploompy today

by Hannah sperry June 6, 2016

Plooming

Plooming- A TV show or movie binge without a care of anything else

Are you plooming again Amanda?

by Mr Skeleton66 July 14, 2016

Phlompadonk

A coconut style punch to the top of the head

I'm going to give them a Phlompadonk

by Lynch_um April 21, 2021

ploombiss

a hard to reach creature, yet when found might just be lying in a dark room passed out.

Trying to come in contact with such a creatch will result in many unanswered calls.

Q: dude! what were you doing all day?

A: i was just ploombiss.

Q: Why dont you have a job?

A: Im just ploombiss meng.

by an0ny the m0uz / SB July 29, 2006

Ploomer

A word used to make fun and or annoy someone, such as Jeffrey, if you are pissed that they are beating you in COD. A ploomer is a dimwitted or annoying person, or someone who is generally getting on your nerves for whatever reason.

Guy 1: Ohhh take that! I just got a care package in cod!!
Guy 2: Wow... your such a PLOOMER!

Guy 1: *Knocks on door*.
Guy 2: *Opens door*
Guy 1: Hey, PLOOOMER!

by Zingbuh July 23, 2010

Phloam

Semen, sperm. Taken from the Aphex Twin song that sounds like laptops having hot sex.

I covered my bitch with phloam last night.

by Dizzle Fizzler October 20, 2008