Planko Montoya

Planko Montoya, more commonly reffered to as Monty Ball, was invented in Southern Ontario in 1764 by Jonny Marshall. The game is played using a short wooden stick, called the monty stick, and a large ring made out of thick rubber, called the monty ball. The object of the game is to hit the monty ball with the monty stick as many times as you can before it hits the ground. There are 3 ways of scoring: if you hit the monty ball without changing you footing, you get 2 points. If you hit the monty ball after changing your footing, you get only 1 point. If you hit the monty ball while it's behind your back, you get 5 points. At the end of every season there are play-offs, which decides the winner of the Planko Cup. Each game is called a battle, and in each battle there are 7 matches. The winner of each match is the team that gets the most points. The winner of the most matches wins the battle. In the play-offs, it is allowed to hit the opposing team with your monty stick, but other contact ends the match. Teams can be made up of 2-7 people, also there are single matches, where only 1 player participates against another player. Another way of playing is reffered to as Freestyle Planko, where any number of players can play with any number of monty balls, and passes between players are allowed and rewarded with extra points. Stalls are also a part of freestyle monty ball, if the monty ball is held on the monty stick for more than 5 seconds, it is considered a stall and is worth points. There is no formal tournament for freestyle monty ball, and it is usually a more laid-back, non-competitive version of the game.

Chip: Yo dog, what you wanna do today?

Dale: I was thinkin' of heading up to the muxry to play some Planko Montoya.

Chip: Nice, ask The Huda Fish if he wants in.

Dale: I did, he's in, we got ourselves a game.

by Canadian_History_Man January 16, 2009

Plank

MMORPG Old School Runescape slang word for the one who performs poorly when being attacked by multiple players at once

Player 1: "King Quints was such a plank!"
Player 2: "Yes indeed lol!"

by JohnLegend8808 February 18, 2021

Planking

The incorrect name for Extreme Lying Down.

Person 1: Have you heard of this new craze called Planking?

Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!

by Funky W June 9, 2011

Plank

British 'slang' term for an individual whose mental capacity is similar in aptitude to a piece of wood.

Bill: 'So, do these guys know what they're talking about?'

Ben: 'No, they're a bunch of fuckin' planks'

by iznt July 17, 2009

Plank-Wanker

n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?

Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!

by Funky W June 9, 2011

zoo-plankton

1) small creature found in the earths oceans..
2) another word for cool or sucks

-thats pretty cool- thats pretty zoo plankton
-that sucks! thats zoo plankton!
This word was re-invented for use as a completely random and useless word. why use zoo-plankton? well as before it serves a completely random word and it is also fun to say. This word was fist used this way in Simi Valley California in 2008, yes i realize it may be hard to tell the difference between if someone is saying something is bad or good but thats all the for the fun of the word just try to listen to there expressions and tone..

by Mike Bingham March 16, 2008

Extreme Planking

Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:

1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)

A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!

B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."

by muffinmanSG July 20, 2011