Philosophical Dick

When you give dick so well or so bad that your partner contemplates the meaning of life, their place in the universe, and or what they did to deserve it.

His philosophical dick was so good all I could do was sit and contemplate the universe.

by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021

philosophies

Pl. of philosophy.

There are as many philosophies as there are people.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

philosophical discussion

A blowjob

We had a philosophical discussion last night.

You blew him?!

by sheeyat July 13, 2014

philosophist

A poser who thinks he is a deep and meaningful thinker.

A guy I met at the bar kept telling people he was a philosophist. The dumb turd didn't realize he meant philosopher.

by lenzingerburger January 2, 2010

philosophisticated

The quality in a person, usually a man, that causes them to believe that because they are intelligent, deep, or read philosophy, that they are superior individuals.

Jerry would be awesome if he weren't so philosophisticated.

by JulieandLauren January 13, 2005

philosophical booty

A girl who is well versed in physiology and is also a freak.

Nate: "What you gonna do when you graduate college?"

Brian: "I'm going to be rich and do a different girl every night".

Nate: "Yea right."

Brian: "What about you"?

Nate: " I'm gonna marry Cinny".

Brian: "Cinny's got you hooked on that philosophical booty."

by Trippin'1999 December 15, 2010

philosofart

Someone who spews big words in extraordinary combinations and pretends to know what he's talking about but is really full of hot air.

That new kid in our logic class is a real philosofart.

by dougiehowzit November 10, 2010