Portable Puddles

Referring to the build up of water inside your shoes after walking through a puddle or any other small body of water (noun)

I'm getting fucking pissed off! It was rainy yesterday and now I have portable puddles!

by Reefer_420_Madness October 4, 2011

Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

paddle the stink canoe

Basically the same as paddling the pink canoe, except this would be an exceptionally stinky one. The aroma may be reminiscent of rotting fish or salami.

Gosh, every time Doris comes back from the rest room, it smells like stink-finger. I think she goes there to paddle the stink canoe a lot.

by Running out of patience February 1, 2008

Paddle Boarding

When a man tosses another man's salad while stroking 2 guys penis' from side to side in a rowing motion.

Hey, look at those 3 guys paddle boarding...Man the guy in the middle is sure getting a workout....he must be into cross fit.

by Skin DIver February 6, 2022

smut peddler

one who gives porn to people

larry flynt is a smut peddler!

by daughters February 7, 2005

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

sun puddle

A bright, warm spot on the floor or other surface created by the sun streaming through a window. The opposite of a shadow.

Cats love to bask in sun puddles.

by Sharktopus October 21, 2010