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Ida price middle school

The middle school no one wants to go to, most kids here are fucking smoking weed or vaping. Most of the people here are chill but the fucking teachers have down syndrome. We got a broken bathroom and besides that we only get to use like one out of the three bathrooms on campus. You will run into some whale wrist slitters some times so you may have to ignore them.
Person 1: I wanna go to Fisher middle school
Person 2: Don't go there, there are to many horny mother fuckers fucking in the bathroom. Go to ida price middle school.
Person 1: Don't the sixth graders smoke weed there?
Person 2: Yeah just ignore it.
by Tall Asian July 9, 2022
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Palice

Often referred to as a very bright and unique individual. She is extremely talented and enjoys exploring new places. She has an amazing personality and anybody would be lucky to have Palice has their friend, even if it takes some time to understand her properly. Palice is loyal, down-to-earth, extremely funny, interesting, mysterious and just simply beautiful.
Random: OMG! It's Palice. Isn't she looking might fine today, if only I had a name like hers.. And she's hanging out with Kannastasia! She must be amazing.

Another random: *sees Palice and Kannastasia* I wish I could be rare like them, they're just so witty and skilful!

Proud parents: We're so lucky to have a daughter named Palice, she is a just a wonder!
by anib253 May 16, 2011
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paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

song by the Amateur Transplants, (one of the funiest bands ever)making fun of drugs today
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, it's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing,
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The BMF has 20 thousand different drugs to take, so we thought what could produce to give you all a break,
A droplet can treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, IV, or up the ass.
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It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

We tested it on animals, and none of them survived, but that's ok 'cause when we wrote the paper up we lied,
It's first choice for MIMS and even for ME, and COPD, HIVP, and DVP.
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It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting,
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There's often minor side effects, and some are not that rare, like nausea, vomiting, and losing all your hair, and heart attacks, becoming gay, and growing extra breasts, but it's fucking cheep and hey, this is the NHS.
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There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in,
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We make it from the cerabel, the cortex of a bison,
after that it undergoes some polygenic splicing,
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It makes you smart as Einstein, and as muscular as Tyson,
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Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We sell lots in Japan 'cause it's the antidote to ricein,
The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising: take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
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Weed Prices

1 gram: $10

8th (3.5 grams): $30
4th (7 grams): $55(ish)
Half (14 grams): $100(ish)
Zip (28 grams): $200(ish)
This fucker gave me $40 for 2 g’s, gotta know your weed prices or you’ll get ripped off like him.
by ogtoker October 22, 2018
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Price Gouging

Price gouging is a term for a seller pricing much higher than is considered reasonable or fair. In precise, legal usage, it is the name of a felony that applies in some of the United States only during civil emergencies. In less precise usage, it can refer either to prices obtained by practices inconsistent with a competitive free market, or to windfall profits.
Take a $16 ticket, add $5.90 convenience charge, then add $2.20 for ordering online, and that's a 52% markup for a ticket to buy from ticketmaster.com

FIFTY PERCENT MARKUP, now THAT IS PRICE GOUGING!!!
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Priced

To get curved by someone; to get led on by a female for an extensive amount of time
Damn bro, Richard got priced by Charlotte.
by Tyler Gilman April 20, 2018
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Zach Parise

Zach Parise is a young star in the NHL who is currently going into his third season as a New Jersey Devil. He had 14 goals, 18 assists, and 32 points in 81 games during his rookie campaign, including a goal and an assist in his first NHL game which was against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins. When Zach Parise scored that first NHL goal, becoming only the 12th player in NJD history to do so, the crowd began to taunt Crosby with "Parise's better!!" In his sophomore campaign, he had 31 goals, 31 assists, for 62 points, second on the Devils only behind captain Patrik Elias. On August 1, 2007, he re-signed with the Devils for four more years, making 12.5 million over those next four years. Zach Parise has become a fan favorite for all Devil's fans for his great skill. He also seems to be the most excited person on the bench when his team scores, jumping up in the air like a little kid on Christmas morning. When he scores goals, sometimes it's hard to decide what is better, the goal itself, or his face of excitement. Zach Parise has also become a favorite to all women NHL fans around the NHL because of his stunning (appearance. He was born on July 28, 1984 in Minneapolis, MN. His father, J.P. Parise also played in the NHL particularly with the New York Islanders and the Minnesota North Stars. His brother, Jordan Parise is now a goaltender for the Devil's minor-league team in the American Hockey League, the Lowell Devils in Lowell, Massachusetts.
Zach Parise will be seen hoisting the Stanley Cup in the not too far future.

There is an abudance of people wearing Zach Parise jerseys in the new Prudential Center.

The future of the New Jersey Devil's franchise is Zach Parise.

After Patrik Elias, Zach Parise will more than likely take over Captaincy duties.

Zach Parise will fill any void that Scott Gomez leaves, and actually do a better job!

Zach Parise should hit the 40-goal mark next season.

Zach Parise is deserving of the Hart Trophy.

"Parise's Better!"
by anonymous Devil Fan August 11, 2007
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