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priced it 

When a guy is trying to hook up with a girl and she is into it but he blows it at the last minute.
Will was flirting with a girl on the couch when i left. When i talked to him the next morning he said he blew it, he priced it.

He was so money, but he priced it...
priced it by thedaveo May 18, 2009

Professionally priced 

The cost of an item that is unreasonably priced or unduly expensive when compared to similiar items. Similiar to excessive fees for a "profession service" such as a doctor, CPA, designer or other professional services rendered.
Don't shop there, everything is professionally priced.
Do you have something cheaper, this is professionally priced!
Are all your products professionally priced?

harvey-priced 

Verb - To cause lasting harm to an unborn featus by the consumption of alchol during pregnancy.
E.g. "I'm very to sorry to inform you that we have reason to believe you may have harvey-priced your child"
harvey-priced by louis1981uk June 21, 2016

joe priced 

Verb. Going out all night resulting in being unable to function at all the next day
I wont be making lunch because I got Joe Priced last night
joe priced by fishofilet May 5, 2019

half-priced weed 

1)half priced LIRR tickets
2)bad weed
I got half-priced weed for next week's trip.

I had some half-priced weed that made my throat burn.
half-priced weed by lili3323 January 15, 2009

Fisher-Priced 

To be kicked out of your baby daddy's house carrying the baby, her carrier, and all of her toys because he doesn't understand how to be a man and deal with his incompetence.
When I told him that he needed to pay his child support on time, he Fisher-Priced me out the door.

He told me to get out and take the Weeble-Wobble castle with me. He Fisher-Priced me.
Fisher-Priced by shoeshopping January 24, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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