Shit Parfait

when life just keeps giving you more and more shit, piled on top of each other.

When you have to give a eulogy for the passing of your loved one the following day, and you drop a dumbbell weight on your toe and shatter it having to go to the hospital and need surgury. THAT's a shit parfait.

by Lifeismiserable72 January 11, 2021

Parfait

Aesthetically pleasing and elegant in a soft, calm, and/or subtle way.

"You look so parfait with that sweater on."

by Ottaman Jones, Esq July 17, 2024

The Parfait

Frieza's street name, because of how slick he looks. French for perfect.

Frieza: 🥷s call me The Parfait, 'cause I'm sweet in the cut!

by ChickenBiscuits27 September 29, 2024

parfaited

when a mixture of yogurt and granola are thrown at your body

"dude, did you see matt get parfaited in the quad?

by mrrobato November 11, 2012

snow parfait

An abundance of cocaine. Similar to a yogurt parfait.

Jennifer treated herself to a snow parfait last night. She was out of control.

by fiocati November 19, 2020

Yogurt Parfait

When a man is banging your wife and shoots a load and you cuckold in and clean it up because you like nuts with your yogurt.

Mark is rubbing his belly button until the yogurt parfait order is up.

by Mr. Gazelle March 30, 2024

Parfait

The best food on the whole damned planet. Well, according to Donkey, that is..

Donkey: Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let's get some parfait,” they say, “Hell no, I don't like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019