Paddington

to dress up like Paddington bear when it is cold with a scarf and jacket, making a normal man look extremely attractive to homosexual men

Eddie was the fucking reincarnation of Paddington today man. He barely made it across Oxford St without his arse being violated

by Macktown July 15, 2018

padded-furniture generation

The generation of children whose parents protect them from everything.

John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?

Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation

by Sylvia November 24, 2006

Padding creation delay

Waiting to start a recorded dvr program so that you have padding to skip commercials with.

Donizetti: hey, what are you waiting for? The game started 20 minutes ago.

Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

padding

Used by ABDLs to refer to diapers/nappies

"I'm running low on padding"

"My padding is wet"

by Awkward Fox May 31, 2018

pudden

1. a sweet dessert
2. the noise that some doorbells make
3. a colloquial term of affection

"why this pudden is exquisite!"
"hello pudden."

by el pudden January 3, 2004

Paden

He’s a caring guy but hides his wild side and he’ll tell you EXACTLY what he thinks of you. Paden has the power to turn anyone on.

Paden is a badass

by Snowball heaton June 7, 2020

Paddenstoelschaar

Een penis waarvan de eikel lijkt op een paddenstoel omdat het heel erg gebogen is.
Een paddenstoelschaar kan water opvangen door zijn vorm.

Ken je Chey? Hij had gezegd dat hij een paddenstoelschaar heeft sinds zijn geboorte.

by P.A.I. January 29, 2016