Brown Paddle Award

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010

Paden

Their name is very unusual, but extremely unique. Paden's are usually very shy, but sweet. They are naturally good natured, and are very kind. They are drawn to kindness, and they don't judge. They have beautiful eyes, with a sparkling smile to match. They are easy to talk to, and they will be by your side when you need them. Not only are they the person of your dreams, they are so attractive, and have a cute smitten way to them. They don't talk about themselves non-stop, and their great listeners. If you known a Paden, consider your self lucky. Great people are hard to come by, and a Paden is the one for you.

Hey you know that Paden kid?
Yeah hes so nice!
Thats because he's a Paden

by thegirlnextdoor12345 September 10, 2012

up a creek without a paddle

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by Light Joker June 7, 2007

Padda

Surname which means, fun, sexy, rich and popular. Someone who has incredible wealth, but does not show it. Padda can also replace the word "chick magnet", he has enemies, but has many popular friends. He recieves Oral multiple times. He is Ultimate Ladies Man. Perfect Boyfriend! Very funny person.

OMG have u seen that guy? He must be a Padda!!

by TheArabEuroLover July 8, 2010

Colonel Paddy

Colonel Paddy is how the late Colonel Robin Blair Mayne DSO (Three bars), Africa Star, Légion D'Honneur, Croix De Guerre & Palm, co founder of the SAS is known is his home town of Newtownards, Co. Down. Col. Paddy won numerous other medals during World War II

Robin Blair Mayne born at Newtownards, Co. Down on 11th January 1915 - died in a motoring accident near Newtownards on 14th December 1955. His reputation as a tough man was gained in the Boxing ring (he was the Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion) and on the Rugby field (six caps for the Irish Rugby team and a member of the 1938 British Lions tour). It preceded him wherever he went. He became a legend in his own lifetime. Whenever someone today mentions the name Colonel Paddy many people are able to provide their own anecdote about the man.

by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

padgetted

VERB- to screw up the simplest task. NOUN- a person who screws up everything without trying or knowing why.
ADJ.- the NLG door was severely "PADGETTED".

ex.i "padgetted" the nose landing gear door on double nuts.

by AIRFRAMES VMAT-203 May 3, 2006

paddacake

coolie/guyanese word for "pussy" instead of saying "pokie" or something

Gyal you paddacake need fi wash.
Oh me momma gyal me faget fi wash me paddacake.
Ey you lil' paddacake, bring you rass back here.
Wha gwan paddacake?
Why it dig you paddacake for?
Gyal meh momma paddacake been a smell like a Gilbaka you momma mek last night.

by Dontknow May 28, 2006