paddedpus 

When you're gf has a huge padd wen she got hur period and keeps making sounds like *squish* and sounds like a plastic bag

Ami got hit in the paddedpus, by chris. It sounded like a plastic bag

Ants is a Poo poo

paddedpus by Pandabutt-xx September 10, 2009

paddlepuss 

Originally a surfer term. A person who plays in the white water and is afraid to stray from the beach. Can more largely be referred to someone who is afraid to take a risk.

I dare you to eat that centipede, don't be a paddlepuss!

paddlepuss by SallyTheSillySalmon September 19, 2021