don't chase two hares at once

( погонища за двумя зайцеми не одного не роймаешь, in Russian) : don't do two things at once

If you want to do two jobs, and both of them well, don't chase two hares at once.

by Sexydimma January 27, 2015

Duke Onkled

The ruler of Gamelon in the shitty Zelda CD-i series. Leads King Harkinian into a trap, so Link has to save his ass. He is extremely popular in Youtube poops, where it is revealed that he owns a diner where he sells potato chips, pizza, and spaghetti. It is right next to Gwonam's restaurant, the Squadallah Burger.

Duke Onkled: Your omnipotence, have mercy!
King Harkinian: After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, THEN we can talk about your punishment!

by Tyrannasaurus Alan February 24, 2010

Once-ler

Once-ler; The epitomy of Ryan Ross. He is in The lorax movie, and has many smutty fanfics written about him.

Don't you just love how The Once-ler can manage to play an electric guitar with NO AMP

by MyNamePervy May 15, 2018

Oncken

A synonym for a human pumpkin. Its that thing when a really obese midget uses too much spray tanner

Snookie looks like a total oncken on this season of jersey shore.

by Parhau March 29, 2015

oncelers whereabouts

a discord server full of lorax loving fans, specifically Onceler simps. it’s crazy and everyone there is horny

user1: hey what discord server should i join?
user2: idk but definitely not oncelers whereabouts, it’s full of more than 600 freaks.

by lostgroceries June 19, 2023

i once went to peru

Use of cocaine

I once went to Peru after meeting Courtney Love.

I once went to Peru before school.

by kiwibirdie March 30, 2010

listens to stormzy once

Wannabe road man/woman who listens to shut up by stormzy and now thinks they know all his songs and think there hard

Yo shut up is sick

Is that the only stormzy song you know
Yeah but it's the best
God listens to stormzy once

by @yo.esketit January 12, 2018