California Water Omelet

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.

Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.

by theflamingpie August 3, 2011

Oulette

Adj- To be done for, finished. From an NCW wrestling event leading up to Challengemania 8. Glenn Kulka, who was acting under “The Booker's Mafia”, was scheduled to fight Pierre-Carl Ouellette at Challengemania 8. Facing the french-speaking audience of Montreal, Pierre-Carl's hometown, Kulka attempted to speak french and clumsily claimed : “Oulette, kin, feuni”, which roughly translates to “Oulette, there, done for!”. This lead to the expression “Feuni comme Oulette”, or “Done for, like Oulette”. Oulette then turned into an adjective. At Challengemania 8, Ouellette finally defeated Kulka, but the expression remained.

This guy is oulette.
I've been hit, I'm oulette.
He's oulette like Oulette.

by oulette October 24, 2008

Owlett

An arrow slinging woman from which her origins are unknown. Believed to be originated from the Cave of Life, where Horned Tail's very essence became a soul, which then harbored a young archer. Too awesome for any English words, causing this noun to be synonymless. Hopefully one day some suitable words will be invented.

Owlett came, she saw, and she conquered.

by thelasthornedtail January 3, 2011

havana omelet

Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.

If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.

by sportster1 July 15, 2006

cum omelet

When a group men cum onto a frying pan and cook the cum, making a omelet out of cum. Just like any omelet you can add whatever the girl or guy wants to it.

John was pissed once he found out you guys tricked him into eating that cum omelet.

by Mr. Pink 99 February 17, 2008

Persian Omlette

1. A mixture of eggs and tomatoes. Usually added are pepper, salt, bell peppers, mushrooms, and onions. Lots of other ingredients are added. Usually eaten with flat-like bread (not flatbread or loaved bread) Eaten for breakfast,brunch and rarely lunch.

Ayatollah: Mom make me some persian omlette.
Bush: Sorry honey we're out of tomatoes.
Saddam Hussein:I got some tomatoes......Come get them Bush

by OmletteMaker January 24, 2011

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022