molasses junction

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009

Molbak's Law

The law stating that no matter how prestigious or important an institution is, stupid people will find their way in. It doesn't matter how rigorous the screening process is or how rich the institution is, it will happen.

Mike-"I just got into Harvard! Now I can thrive with just people of my level!"

Wise Person-"Not really. Remember Molbak's Law"

by Jesus Bjornegson October 13, 2008

saul of the mole men

A fucked up show on adult swim. It makes no sense to me which makes it amusing. The sweet 2d effects add to the greatness.

of the program featured brief introductions for the crew of a subterranean drill module. The team, known as STRATA, included Captain Jim J. James, Lieutenant Jen E. James, Robot, Kiko the Mute Wildboy, and the "rest" of the STRATA action team (which included Saul and Don Rogers, a man with a shovel). The main character, Saul, is seen in the background in many of these scenes. All of the characters are killed within the first few seconds of the first episode, except Saul of the mole men, Robot, and a revived Johnny Tambourine.

by Tdowns September 17, 2007

Munga Mole

Woman that drives a lunch wagon.

Where's the Munga Mole, is she here with lunch yet ?

by pgmtrans April 20, 2009

Ass Mole

A mole that lives in your ass

oh my there is a mole up my ass. I shall call him Moe the Ass Mole.

by pear eater April 15, 2015

Holy Mole In A Hole

An expression used when you are in a state of shock!

Him: "Will you marry me?"
Her: "Holy Mole In A Hole!!!!"

by lilrachel333 September 12, 2009

Meleah

The hottest chick to ever walk the planet. She is so awesome and friendly. If you ever meet a meleah don't ignore her. You will regret it.

Hecka meleah is so hot!

by owkdfpaek January 22, 2012