Mobbing gritts

V. The act of smoking a cigarette/gritt.

Johnny Gritt left campus at lunch and was caught mobbing gritts in front of 711 by the troll.

by Gritt September 6, 2010

Mobbing

To commit extreme crime sprees in a quest for monetary gains. Usually in a group of 3 more people who use group tactics and distractions.

The three friends went mobbing the local stores until they had enough money for rent

by 2gay2fuction February 15, 2015

Moling

When one's poop is alternately poking in and out of their anus like a mole peeking out of a hole in the ground.

I had to shit so bad I was moling.

by 1HNIC January 7, 2017

whack-a-moling

When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole."

"Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!"

"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."

by K-Y Jimmy September 30, 2013

Morro Bay Mobing

To Get a a "Mob" of people and beat up random, innocent People.

Me and some friends were Morro Bay Mobing at the High School

by Youremember July 28, 2011

moblin

Moblin - a creature from the Nintendo game (Zelda).

the centence can be used like:
You have been WTF moblin pwned or
The fucking moblin up.

It can be used in any centence

you moblin fucked mum

by Moblin November 10, 2004

Mobligation

The need to log into your mobile games to perform a series of small pointless tasks.

I was supposed to go out last night, but I spent 5 hours on my mobligations instead. Damn you Clash of Clans!

by SrCabeza September 29, 2015