my grandma is a maller
by zippofish January 19, 2013
Get the Maller mug.Hardcore listeners and fans of The Ben Maller Show on Fox Sports Radio. Well known for being blocked by William "Shatzy" Shatner after wishing him a Happy Birthday on Twitter. #MallerMilitia
"It was bloody knuckle boxing, it got ugly, it was heated Eddie, you know the name of the guy Eddie? What's the name of the guy?" "We wanted the Maller Militia to reach out to William Shatner" "It was Maller Militia vs Trekkies" ; "(Shatner) was so overwhelmed by the Maller Militia He was trying to block everyone" "He ends up accidentally following several members of the Maller Militia" "Shatner's following me Bennnnnnn!"
by specter woodland March 30, 2017
Get the Maller Militia mug.When someone says they have a food allergy or intolerance, but they only dislike the food.
Used to gain attention, get special treatment in restaurants or just to irritate people.
Used to gain attention, get special treatment in restaurants or just to irritate people.
Guy #1: I can't eat that brownie; I'm allergic to nuts.
Guy #2: No you're not. Don't pass off some mallergy as something serious.
Guy #2: No you're not. Don't pass off some mallergy as something serious.
by bearbear December 15, 2008
Get the mallergy mug.by Im So Very Bored February 18, 2010
Get the Malproductive mug.1) Any physician, surgeon, practioner, or doctor who prescribes a patient medication of which the side effects/withdrawl symptoms they know nothing about and/or are just playing dumb to save their license, after the patient has told them that:
a) the medication is not working
b) the medication is doing the OPPOSITE of what it is supposed to.
OR:
c) If the patient has requested to be taken off and/or weaned off any medication and the physician/surgeon/practioner/doctor UPS the dose, instead of taking the dose down, and/or sneakily gives the patient another drug of the same class while telling the patient that it is something completely different!
d) Any physician/surgeon/practioner/doctor who completely cuts off a patient's "narcotic" medication without weaning them off, and without researching/knowing the possible NEUROTOXIC side effects of said prescribed medication.
a) the medication is not working
b) the medication is doing the OPPOSITE of what it is supposed to.
OR:
c) If the patient has requested to be taken off and/or weaned off any medication and the physician/surgeon/practioner/doctor UPS the dose, instead of taking the dose down, and/or sneakily gives the patient another drug of the same class while telling the patient that it is something completely different!
d) Any physician/surgeon/practioner/doctor who completely cuts off a patient's "narcotic" medication without weaning them off, and without researching/knowing the possible NEUROTOXIC side effects of said prescribed medication.
SITUATION 1:
Doctor's Visit #1:
OFFICE IS LADEN WITH POSTERS WHICH GIVE THE SYMPTOMS OF DEPRESSION.
PATIENT: "I'm depressed."
DOC: "I'll book you in with our Psychologist, and start you on an S.N.R.I anti-depressant"
**Patient then takes drug for a few months and ends up in hospital for several suicide attempts**
Doctor's Visit #2:
PATIENT: "I'm sure you've been made aware of my attempts at suicide. Seems these S.N.R.I.'S are giving me adverse effects. I would like to come off of them please."
DOC: "Yes, I have recieved that information. I will wean you off of them."
DOC THEN GIVES THE PATIENT THE SAME DOSE AS BEFORE AND TOPS IT OFF WITH ANOTHER DRUG IN ABOUT THE SAME CLASS S.S.R.I.'s, INSTEAD OF WEANING PATIENT OFF MEDICATION.
Situation 2:
Patient is prescribed "narcotic" medication for daily function, goes to a party, gets dosed on GHB and ends up in hospital. Doctor gets word of this, then cuts off all medication "(patient is a drug addict)" necessary for daily living and function. Patient's brain suffers neurotoxic withdrawl. Doctor SAYS they know nothing about "neurotoxic withdrawl."
THAT'S A MALPRACTITIONER IN THE WORKS!
Doctor's Visit #1:
OFFICE IS LADEN WITH POSTERS WHICH GIVE THE SYMPTOMS OF DEPRESSION.
PATIENT: "I'm depressed."
DOC: "I'll book you in with our Psychologist, and start you on an S.N.R.I anti-depressant"
**Patient then takes drug for a few months and ends up in hospital for several suicide attempts**
Doctor's Visit #2:
PATIENT: "I'm sure you've been made aware of my attempts at suicide. Seems these S.N.R.I.'S are giving me adverse effects. I would like to come off of them please."
DOC: "Yes, I have recieved that information. I will wean you off of them."
DOC THEN GIVES THE PATIENT THE SAME DOSE AS BEFORE AND TOPS IT OFF WITH ANOTHER DRUG IN ABOUT THE SAME CLASS S.S.R.I.'s, INSTEAD OF WEANING PATIENT OFF MEDICATION.
Situation 2:
Patient is prescribed "narcotic" medication for daily function, goes to a party, gets dosed on GHB and ends up in hospital. Doctor gets word of this, then cuts off all medication "(patient is a drug addict)" necessary for daily living and function. Patient's brain suffers neurotoxic withdrawl. Doctor SAYS they know nothing about "neurotoxic withdrawl."
THAT'S A MALPRACTITIONER IN THE WORKS!
by Paizley January 2, 2012
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by Ion din viitor October 14, 2020
Get the Mega_Mapper mug.Malerie (Mal-er-ee), a name often confused with the word "maleria". A different spelling of Mallory. Totally awesome human being. Not infectious or diseased.
Also known as "Mallerkins" "Mally" "Mal" and "Mallers".
Not to be confused with a mallard.
Also known as "Mallerkins" "Mally" "Mal" and "Mallers".
Not to be confused with a mallard.
by Pali Q April 23, 2009
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