malena garcia

A Malena Garcia is someone who is not loyal. They don’t understand what it means to make a commitment and stick to it. Often times they lose friends quickly because of their prickish nature

“Dude have you seen Kenzie?”
“No why?”
“Because she was acting like a total Malena Garcia”

by Bxtter_Bxtch March 13, 2023

your maternal figure

Pussy

Your maternal figure is a pussy

by Screwballincredinle September 11, 2022

malenazi

A man who supports the enslavement of women and the restoration of traditional gender roles such as but not limited to cooking in the kitchen, staying at home, not voting... etc

Malenazis love the one the only trump

by Gaythan loves the D May 16, 2018

madernal

(adj.) With regards to four concepts: life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness. A word thought to originate in certain esoteric philosophical circles to describe ‘madernal rights,’ a concept believed to be a mixture between the ideals portrayed by philosopher John Locke, and the ‘Unalienable Rights’ presented by the Declaration of Independence. The unique nature of the word often points out Jefferson’s substitution for one of Locke’s ideals in the Declaration of Independence. John Locke believed that no person ought to interfere with another person’s liberty, health, life, or possessions, whereas the Declaration of Independence guaranteed all persons created equal in ‘…life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness…’ The word is speculated to originate as a mixture between a bizarre pronunciation between the word natural (referring to John Locke’s affirmation that these are ‘natural rights’) as nah-too’-rahl, and the word internal (a sarcastic play on the inherent contradiction between John Locke’s earlier beliefs and writings regarding the individual and the self, describing them as a consequence of perception and consciousness alone). See An Essay Concerning human Understanding (1690, John Locke).

person 1: "The United States was founded on the belief that I have the right to freedom, and the pursuit of happiness."
person 2: "Yes, but people always overplay the inherent nature of madernal rights without questioning their validity."

by Cogito16 February 20, 2010

maternal death

The act or fact of a woman dying in childbirth, especially by pregnancy-related complications

Sierra Leone has the highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,800 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. Afghanistan has the second highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,700 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. The United States has a rate of 12 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births.

by Braska Spira September 23, 2003

maternal

For a long penis wiener to insert in the vagina to create a annoying ass brat

We are gunna maternal until we regret it 10 years later cause we done fucked up.

by Long Johnson July 11, 2016

Maleena

Maleena is a human. She does human-like things, like text people "I'm bored" at 3 AM. She is a master complainer, and she complains. She thinks frogs are weird and only listens to mainstream pop. She does not like puns. No one knows what she does. They are sure it is human-like and normal, though. There's not much else to say.

"Do you know Maleena?" "No." "Oh, okay. You aren't missing out on much."

by frög April 7, 2021