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machetanz

hotter than hell, with more cleavage than a male elephant could pack in his trunk.
DAMN! she is machetanz
by noel and oliver April 30, 2006
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spaghetti machete

A slang word for a skinny dick.

A long thin penis that knifes through vaginas.
"Yeah were going out tonight for italian...She's gonna eat the spaghetti machete."
by Italianstalion69 September 27, 2017
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machead

Noun

Slang term for a person who soups up or customizes Apple computers.
That machead made my old desktop wok as fast as a new machine.

The machead maxed out the RAM on my Mac.
by Cap'n do-rag September 20, 2009
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Machete

the alternate name for the male "unit" usually reffered by this name to impress the length of the machete to the ladies.
hey baby, let me show you my machete.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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machete

machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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machetera

a woman bearing arms from the mexican revolution, a dike
Era bien machetera la vieja.
by pepesport2003 December 20, 2009
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Machete Mouth

1) A person with teeth that havn't fully grown out of their gums yet giving the impression they've been hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their teeth in a straight horizonal line with surgical precision.

2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
Biff: Hey Jeff, this is my friend Heff.
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?

Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!

Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!
by Johnny Hurts July 22, 2008
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