loveability

The ability to love and be loved.

Hey Norman. Loveability needs to be taught in schools. It's the most important thing we will ever learn. Do you agree?

by Stash279 April 16, 2024

lylebility

Da extreme legal risk of keeping a crocodile for a house-pet.

Bernard Waber was merely writing kiddie-fiction, Folks --- large toothy reptiles do NOT make good domestic companions, and so having them around would be an enormous "lylebility"!

by QuacksO July 23, 2025

liability

The nickname given to your girlfriend when she wants you chatting with her all the time, even though your parents akcually limit your screen time for smartphone

Man, ever since I started dating her, I can't get anything done! She's my liability because she always wants to chat, even with my parents limiting my screen time on my phone!

by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025

Splash Liability

Splash liability is a fall from the Tik Tok song when befuckled by skin surgery

Boom!Splash.Splash.One.Two.Ready and splash
Google security watching me:Hey I don’t see Splash Liability protections.Please stay down phoning from the moon rock!”

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

tart liability

What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.

Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?

by QuacksO March 23, 2025

Line of Liability

The hospital’s invisible line outside the main lobby doors where they wheel their patients to after they are discharged. Utterly nervous that the discharged patient will slip and fall before they exit the hospital, a collective sigh of relief by the hospital lawyers after the patient has been wheeled to the line of liability, steps out of the wheelchair, and walks away.

The hospital staff gingerly helped the discharged patient exit out of the wheelchair and take a step over the Line of Liability. The patient could have collapsed after that and crawled to their car, but it wouldn’t matter; they had crossed the Line of Liability.

by Grant Rampus March 8, 2022