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The West Loop

A neighborhood in Chicago - typically populated by D-bags.
Off course I have yoga pants, I live in the West Loop!
by fakeanchor@realnews August 1, 2017
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The Room Loop

The condition in which you end up with someone in their room (usually during a party where alcohol is involved) and some form of sex is expected to occur. Before you end up in the room loop, you think it's a good idea to have sex with this person, but when you get there you realize how wrong you were. In this no-win situation one of three things happens:

1. You make up a lame excuse about your drunk friend and leave ASAP
2. You start to have sex, change your mind, and leave. Usually results in you earning a reputation as a blue baller
3. You have sex with them because you don't want to piss anybody off and feel like shit about yourself the morning after

You usually have about five seconds to make up an excuse to get out of the situation before it becomes socially awkward to do so later.

Even if you break out of the loop in the first few seconds, you will usually be asked to leave the party.
Christina didn't realize she had gotten herself in the room loop until it was too late to break out of it and ended up having terrible drunken sex with a guy who didn't know her name.

"I almost got stuck in the room loop last night, but I got out of it by pretending my friend had texted me and needed me to buy her a pregnancy test"
by Whompy Geeb January 26, 2012
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The wrestlers loop

When your girl is slurping the D and you want some pussy action, so you pick her up, swing her round and send her for a smack down on the bed for some double dining
So like, I was all over Joel's D With the spit last night, and he picked me up for a wrestlers loop.
The Wrestlers loop?
Yeah. That thug put me on a smack down for some serious snackage
by BigMummaTeeBird April 19, 2017
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The Fullerton Loop

A 12mile beginner trail in Fullerton, CA, hence the name, The Fullerton Loop. Referred to locals as “the loop,” the trail consists of easy green trails with lots of climbing and short descents. Locals will call the dirt jumps under St. Jude a “secret spot,” but literally anyone who can follow a trail knows how to get there. First timers to this trail will be confused out of their fucking minds because of the numerous amounts of road crossings involved. Trailforks can’t even help you at that point. Beware of horse shit lined up all along the trail, but be even more careful of beginner riders who don’t understand trail etiquette and will stop in the middle of the trail to fix their chain stuck in their 3x drivetrain they got off OfferUp for $100. You’ll see everything from beginner riders with department store bikes to overkill veterans outfitted in their full face and dh kit. Overall a good trail for beginners and for the local looking to get his/her daily fitness in.
“Yo bro you wanna ride The Fullerton Loop tonight?”
“You must be from La Mirada”

“Dude I had this gnarly descent on The Fullerton Loop the other day!”
“There are no gnarly descents on the loop you dumb fuck”
by glizzygladiator383 July 29, 2020
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The Conspiracy-Loop Argument

Every conspiracy theory can be presented as a conspiracy itself.
A: I'm telling you, there are aliens in Area 51, it's no conspiracy theory.
B: No, the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, it's what they want you to think.
A: You are just using the Conspiracy-Loop Argument.
by Azshara October 24, 2020
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The golden loop

The golden loop is when two gay me do the 69 position and urinate in each others mouth then they each drink the urine and repeat the cycle
by Crowdedfall03 July 13, 2021
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The Gundry Loop

A highly optimized programming construct used in legacy or high-throughput computing systems, characterized by a smooth, continuous cycle of operations that flows through memory and instructions with the slick efficiency of olive oil poured over a well-seasoned skillet. In a Gundry loop, redundant steps are eliminated and data moves through the pipeline with minimal friction, much like a stream of extra-virgin olive oil gliding through a press.
The engineer optimized the legacy code by implementing the Gundry loop, allowing the mainframe to process millions of transactions without slowing down.
by Dr. Gundry, M.D. March 4, 2026
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