A very advanced form of lie detector that measures contractions of the iris and the presence of invisible airborne particles emitted from the body. The VK is used primarily by Blade Runners to determine if a suspect is truly human by measuring the degree of his empathic response through carefully worded questions and statements.
These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):
It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.
See: Turing Test, Replicant.
These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):
It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.
See: Turing Test, Replicant.
by Renee February 25, 2004
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Get the Mein kampf mug.The most noble of arts. Kampstrip (or Battlestrip, which is the rough translation), is a special school of martial arts where two contestants challenge each other to a battle to their buns (literaly).
The rules are relative simple, yet so complex and deep that the art it self, takes years to master:
1) First nude wins.
2) Everything goes.
Kamstrip double:
A variant, now it's a 2-2 battle, where the first team with two nude persons. Win.
Complex, deep, elegant, brilliant.
As all great sports, there are legends. Due to Kampstrips relative young life, only one person has gotten his name on the hall of fame as of now (04/10-2006):
Tigeren (english: the tiger), undefeated champion.
The rules are relative simple, yet so complex and deep that the art it self, takes years to master:
1) First nude wins.
2) Everything goes.
Kamstrip double:
A variant, now it's a 2-2 battle, where the first team with two nude persons. Win.
Complex, deep, elegant, brilliant.
As all great sports, there are legends. Due to Kampstrips relative young life, only one person has gotten his name on the hall of fame as of now (04/10-2006):
Tigeren (english: the tiger), undefeated champion.
An example of how a "normal" duel goes:
Duelist I to Duelist II: (exclaims) CHALLENGE!
Duelist II: Huh?
Duelist I: Kampstrip! Go!
Duelist I and Duelist II strips.
One is nude first, and hence the winner.
Marvelous.
Duelist I to Duelist II: (exclaims) CHALLENGE!
Duelist II: Huh?
Duelist I: Kampstrip! Go!
Duelist I and Duelist II strips.
One is nude first, and hence the winner.
Marvelous.
by ERusGFuje, Jeppe II September 24, 2008
Get the Kampstrip mug.The greatest word ever. Related to the ancient word "Koamp" which means "All-Powerful", this modern-day word is used to describe a person of the male gender who freaking owns at everything, including cooking.
Koampapapa can also be used as a verb if you know when and how to use it. In fact, Koampapapa can be used as any part of speech, at any time. If you get bored, shout Koampapapa in a high pitched voice, and you will no longer be bored. This is the great mystery of the word Koampapapa, go ahead, try it.
Koampapapa can also be used as a verb if you know when and how to use it. In fact, Koampapapa can be used as any part of speech, at any time. If you get bored, shout Koampapapa in a high pitched voice, and you will no longer be bored. This is the great mystery of the word Koampapapa, go ahead, try it.
Dude, I totally koampapapa'd her last night!
Man, I wish I was as koampapapa as you!
Call me Koampapapa.
February 26th is Koampapapa Day. Let's go Koampapapaing then!
Man, I wish I was as koampapapa as you!
Call me Koampapapa.
February 26th is Koampapapa Day. Let's go Koampapapaing then!
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Mike: What! How can you love that book?
Kyle: I meant the german version of Minecraft.
Mike: Oooooh, right. Wait a sec, you're trolling me aren't you?
Mike: What! How can you love that book?
Kyle: I meant the german version of Minecraft.
Mike: Oooooh, right. Wait a sec, you're trolling me aren't you?
by Lemon Grinder July 18, 2017
Get the Mein Kampf mug.Mitch was really angry, and you should have seen it. He KRAMER SMASHED justin into the ground! It was epic.
by BigMAK992 November 14, 2009
Get the Kramer Smash mug.A monster that is basically Santa goes down your chimney, snatches naughty kids and puts them in a wiker basket which he then sends you to his castle hidden away somewhere in Germany where he keeps you as a prisoner and punishes you and whips you with a whip. he often jumps across houses not on Christmas eve but actually on December 5th as well as Saint Nikolas day.
Sally: What is a scary legend Germany came up with?
Gemma: Krampus
Sally: Oh Ok thanks
Gemma: He see's you when your sleeping he knows when your awake he knows if youve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake
Gemma: Krampus
Sally: Oh Ok thanks
Gemma: He see's you when your sleeping he knows when your awake he knows if youve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake
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