by trubblman November 13, 2011
Get the knottyhead mug.Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.
"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
by Tylerstein October 6, 2006
Get the Gruff-knot mug.by Slim.- October 23, 2019
Get the Boo Koo Knots mug.Knottingley a town like no other, if you think Castleford is bad, wow you'll be begging for a lift back to Cas from drug dealer Caden in his stolen fiat 500, the moment you step foot in this hell hole. Not giving a dam hes high on crack, smack and crystal meth. Knottla as its affectionately known, is as toxic as chernoble, people have extra limbs, three eyes and black teeth. Nothing lives in Knottla apart from smokers for some odd reason they survive immune to the radioactivity and Staffordshire bull terriers. Although uglier than standard Staffies. If you have to visit I recommend a lead suit and a covid mask. Do not take any personal possessions as you will be mugged. People only go there to buy drugs or spread gods word, although it's rare outsiders survive a visit, a bible my offer some protection but will not save you from growing an extra head.
by bootcutter67 March 9, 2023
Get the Knottingley mug.Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands
I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.
by leaf337 June 12, 2015
Get the Farmers knot mug.The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.
After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
Get the Sock Knot mug.by Dickhead92 September 19, 2017
Get the Twat Knot mug.