Generally a tall, handsome heart melter of a man, with a sexually provocative ponytail, that tends to consume large amounts of marijuana. He is generally known as "your dad", as he has had a sexual relationship with your mother at some point in time.
by Mpetomatias November 20, 2021
Get the Ionasmug. by reesesfunsizedgod September 20, 2021
Get the ionamug. A Iona is something which would want to be dissolved into separated Ions. At the same time it's not emanzipated enough to live without strong Van der Waals force.
F: I think this guy is a Iona, isn't he? R: Yeah, most certainly as we can't see the separated Ions properly.
by TokenWizard October 14, 2019
Get the Ionamug. by i_shit_on_schools February 2, 2023
Get the Iona Prepmug. 
iona wright is a beautiful, outdoorsy kinda girl. She loves nothing more than eating itailian food all day and being creative. But watch out, give her the chance and she will seduce you to death. A total flirt and proud as can be, your classic redneck girl. She is a loyal person and loves her friends, but usually has one in particular of which she loves the most and will try to protect he/she no matter what it takes. She is supportive, funny and a great person to know!
guy1 : "wow man, who's that girl over there? She's amazing"
guy 2 : "Oh that's iona wright, a total badass redneck. Don't want to get on her bad side....her good side is dangerous too if ya know what i mean"
-they laughed as they checked her out-
guy 2 : "Oh that's iona wright, a total badass redneck. Don't want to get on her bad side....her good side is dangerous too if ya know what i mean"
-they laughed as they checked her out-
by california_1995 November 10, 2013
Get the iona wrightmug. 