Iona

Looks like a potato chest is flat and white like a piece of paper is an absolute hoe and a bitch.

Bro she is such an Iona

by Bluepikachu 115 June 8, 2022

Iona matei

Amazing guy, best friend, super good looking, charming with girls, canny and humorous.

You don't interact with Iona matei? You should!

by Ala-alabama December 8, 2021

Iona Prep

A school where the hottest boys in westchester go. Fordham prep is so ghetto. Iona is MUCH better at every single sport. Stepinac is even more ghetto

Hot girl: OMG do you see that hot Iona Prep boy in pizza shop! Her friend: Yes, wow Iona boys are way hotter than the Fordham boys.

by hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe17 December 18, 2021

Iona

It's pronounced Y-ona

C'mon Miss Dave it's that hard. It's pronounced Iona.

by Lil' Savidge November 16, 2021

Ionas

Ionas

An Ancient Greek king that ruled like a badass . He was like a god . Everyone said that his was blessed by the gods .He was brutal against his enemies

and kind towards his friends . Today there is a place in Greek that is called Ionia .

Ionas

He acted like Ionas against this men

by PeterPumpkin69 November 20, 2021

Ionas

Generally a tall, handsome heart melter of a man, with a sexually provocative ponytail, that tends to consume large amounts of marijuana. He is generally known as "your dad", as he has had a sexual relationship with your mother at some point in time.

Eric Bugenhagen felt very threatened by Ionas presence.

by Mpetomatias November 20, 2021

Iona

Iona is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. iona is everyones best friend. iona is always there for you. iona is always happy for you. iona is the kind of person who would give you the last sweet. shes the kind of person you want to be friends with. shes fun to talk to and theres never a dull moment. iona makes you laugh until your ribs hurt. iona makes you smile. iona is the kind of person that sends you a halloween card just for fun. iona is fun, shes the kind of person who would go swimming with you at sunset. iona is the kind of person that puts other people before herself. iona is the kind of person that sticks up for her friends. iona is an amazing friend

person “wow she was so funny and friendly”
other person “yeah, shes definitely an iona!”

by girlboss123 February 1, 2022