insta-jizz

to instanly jizz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something.

Damn, I saw that chick and I insta-jizzed.

by 1337er than you September 3, 2005

Insta-Hate

when you see someone or something and instantly know you dont like them.

see i just met them and they insta-hate me!

by irishr3dneck March 28, 2011

insta-fam

When a single male with no children dates a girl that already has kids.

Fernando: "Did you see Joel is dating that girl with a 10 year old son?"
DeeJay: "Whoa. Insta-fam!"

by DeeJayMC December 21, 2006

Insta-boner

A stiffy obtained merely from seeing a bangin chick.

Phil: "Dude, Denise gave me such an insta-boner last night!"
Connor: "Dude thats my mom!"

by Aakash P December 27, 2011

insta punk kit

A "joke" site that shoots to hell everything it is to be "punk."

Avril uses the insta punk kit as her source of info on the punk scene.

by Shep July 20, 2003

Insta-like

When you post something on someone's Facebook wall or picture and they instantly like it.

Alex: i just commented on her picture...she already liked it

Crowd of 1000 people: BITCH JUST INSTA-LIKED it!

by l Eat Rocks May 7, 2011

Insta-Thots

Thots who post pictures on Instagram using Snapchat filters that actually belong on Snapchat and not Instagram.

Instagram Thot Hunter: *spots Snachat photo filter on Instagram posted by some Insta-Thots*
Insta-Thot: *dies*

by Pre-Writing March 14, 2018