Insta-like

When you post something on someone's Facebook wall or picture and they instantly like it.

Alex: i just commented on her picture...she already liked it

Crowd of 1000 people: BITCH JUST INSTA-LIKED it!

by l Eat Rocks May 7, 2011

Insta-Thots

Thots who post pictures on Instagram using Snapchat filters that actually belong on Snapchat and not Instagram.

Instagram Thot Hunter: *spots Snachat photo filter on Instagram posted by some Insta-Thots*
Insta-Thot: *dies*

by Pre-Writing March 14, 2018

insta-relationship

When two people skip dating and enter a semi-serious relationship after a single date or encounter.

I hooked up with Patrick last night, and now we're in an insta-relationship.

by trishphish January 5, 2009

insta wood

When a chick turns you on so bad that you go from limp to rock hard instantly.

Dude, when i saw your mom i got insta wood.

by Lord Icon February 3, 2010

insta-o

When a woman orgasms because something was so great but no build up or sexual action was needed. Causes for an insta-o could be a hot guy, delicious food, or something just completely awesome.

Girl 1: Did you see that guitar player?
Girl 2: Yea, we made eye contact and had an insta-o.

by shag master August 29, 2010

Insta Buster

The name that refers to the weak men who bust within 20 seconds of sexual intercourse. They likely have less than 5 inches and less than 6 feet

Samuel Bestwick is an insta Buster
Wow he must be gay or something

by Big_dong69420 January 27, 2021

insta-ditch

the action of/pertaining to being instantaneously ditched by a friend/comrade/acquaintance for another activity or person

I was going to hang out with Jenna but she insta-ditched me for Jake.

by jak attack January 14, 2008