hypocondric

Someone who is constantly worried about getting various diseases, and tends to find symptoms for these all the time

Eric was a hypocondric when he thought he had cancer.

by SayTheWord May 14, 2009

hypochondreate

One who can't just be a hypochondriac but has the urge to give their own diagnosis on anybody who in that persons perspective is out of the norm.

It seems whenever Jessica is around people who look pallid. she has a tendency to hypochondreate.

by Blitzed4lyfe20 January 21, 2017

Hippochondriac

Someone who has an irrational fear of losing at Hungry Hungry Hippos

Tom: I'm bored. You guys wanna play a board game or something. How about Hungry Hungry Hippos?
Sean: We can't. John's a Hippochondriac, he flipped the table the last time we played

by OutToLunch Podcast July 22, 2016

Hypocorondria

Being overenthusiastic about the coronavirus safety precautions.

Hey, why did Ann just remove all the chairs from the lunch room? Never mind, she has hypocorondria.

Did you notice Johnny stockpiling all this toilet paper? Yeah, he's coronavirus prepping, he is hypocorondriac.

by Smeerban April 2, 2020

Self Helpochondriac

Someone who reads self-help books and diagnoses themselves with every possible mental health issue or condition, real or imagined.

I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!

I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"

Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!

by JRaye February 26, 2011

Hypochondriunk

A person displaying the effects of drunkeness after having consumed only minimal amounts of alcohol. This person has convinced him/herself that he/she is drunk. Hypochondriunks are often n00b drinkers who expect huge results from a small dose.

"Randy is such a hypochondriunk -- he isn't even halfway on his first beer but he's staggering around like he's been drinking all night!"

by Kickbutter June 9, 2009

Hypochondriacs

Something on the rise as the media convinces people that if you cough, then you have covid.

Shopper with hay fever: Coughs*

Public: Stares at the shopper

Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.

by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021