Kickbutter's definitions

Hypochondriunk

A person displaying the effects of drunkeness after having consumed only minimal amounts of alcohol. This person has convinced him/herself that he/she is drunk. Hypochondriunks are often n00b drinkers who expect huge results from a small dose.

"Randy is such a hypochondriunk -- he isn't even halfway on his first beer but he's staggering around like he's been drinking all night!"

by Kickbutter June 9, 2009

Opaqueup

Heavy makeup such that you can't see any real face.

Jessica's wearing opaqueup today. It looks like she put it on with a shovel.

by kickbutter September 8, 2011