hofnar

acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason

He alwayse sits there with a hofnar.

by PYRO November 20, 2002

HOFNAR

An acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason.

I was sitting in church and realized I had be biggest HOFNAR. I have no idea why.

by Fast Gil October 26, 2009

HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

When you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. This can be very horrifying for people.

Mark: Yo Alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us

Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

by poopface66666667 November 7, 2009

sid hoffman or sid frenchman

A game invented by homestar.

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."

by linzoy August 26, 2003

Hoffar

Another word for a quitter.

Hey man, don't pull a Hoffar and leave without your two weeks notice.

by TrapRat February 8, 2015

Hoffomania

A compulsive obsessional fixation with ex-Knight Rider and Baywatch star and German pop idol David Hasselhoff. Becoming increasingly and worryingly common. In severe cases the Hoffomaniac retreats into an imaginary world of daytime TV amd excessive cereal eating where "The Hoff" is regarded as a Deity.

The spread of Hoffomania was crippling the economy.

by Ben Alexander January 17, 2006

hoffnofted

when the vagina is covered/full of cum or semen. such as after having sexual intercorces

After having sex with my hot boyfriend my pussy was hoffnofted.

by ufa gania June 29, 2008