Hatton

Hatton is an e-boy loving hipster wide a heavy flow and wide set vagina. She never shaves her pits or wears deodorant because she believes she’s one with nature. People named Hatton usually look like rats and only change their underwear once a week. But on the bright side, Hattons are typically pretty laid back and DTF. Their favorite past time is watching Hentai, but they also enjoy a refreshing Black Cherry White Claw on a hot summer day.

Dude, did you see the pair of tits on Hatton...what a babe.

by LödedDiaper May 11, 2020

hoxtonwanka

the forgotten fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse...Whimsy

"Stiches sent me a Cabana bar T-Shirt the pass/agg shit" , Oh you're so hoxtonwanka

by electricalice December 3, 2007

haxmonkey

One who masturbates so frequently that they can no longer release the dogs.

Man, david is so horny hes a freakin haxmonkey!

by chupomigrandepetos March 5, 2011

Hartono

Someone who knows their a piece of sh!t

but doesn’t care…will verbally and physically abuse you, unless you give him food. It only works with high calorie foods though.

That damn Hartono was about to rob all my Botox vials but I threw a crème filled donut down the hall and it distracted him.

by Seacorn November 22, 2021

Haston

Haston is the word you use to greet Aston.

"Haston! how are you today?"

by candycaketime December 18, 2022

The Hatton

A certified dance step in which you see how many dudes you can touch while running in place...preferably in the center of a crowd.

Man! That dude at the show last night was totally pulling off The Hatton. He groped so many dudes.

by Boner Jam July 22, 2012

alfie hatton

Alfie Hatton is the kind of guy all girls like. He may seem energetic and funny, but as soon as he's in a relationship he breaks down and only cares fro that person.

Oh Alfie Hatton is so amazing with girls , that is couple goals!

by Lucy Warren December 13, 2016