haxmonkey

One who masturbates so frequently that they can no longer release the dogs.
Man, david is so horny hes a freakin haxmonkey!
by chupomigrandepetos March 05, 2011
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release the dogs

When you reach the peak of sexual exitement, and you let out your baby yogurt.
That stupid haxmonkey camron cant even release the dogs!
by chupomigrandepetos March 05, 2011
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