tru gru

when something is tru and it’s also gru

John - “hey man good game today”
Bob- “that’s tru gru”

by davids January 21, 2021

Gruing Around

Appearing to be incredibly busy whilst secretly mending sewing machines

1: I haven't done anything today, I've just been gruing around.

2: Stop gruing around and go count those ceiling tiles.

by FreeTheTeessideOne February 25, 2021

gru

An idiot from DIspicable Me from Illumination Productions, A company that made Minions.

Gru really hates that fat mexican guy.

by AmogusAmogus655 July 10, 2022

Gru Sex

Forcefully shoving gru's fat long shnooss in a minions fat juicy butthole. Then taking his hands and ripping the minion into 2 pieces and putting both into his nose holes.

GRU CAN SMELL YOU, GRU WILL SEX YOU. GRU SEX #1.

by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022

Grippy Gru

A word to describe someone who is known to grip the meat.

"Yea dude, that asian chick is a real Grippy Gru"

by Dinkies Stinky Shart July 21, 2022

asta gru

a woman who has godly pussy

jeff: dude… just fucked with sarah… she has that asta gru, fr fr no cap

by mariusgalaxystudio August 2, 2022

gru is rising

It is a sentence uttered by Kevin the minion during the climax in minions the rise of gru explaining gru the main character rising into the heavens after licking bull nipples but now it is commonplace to use the phrase as a feeling of extreme happiness and excitement

“The gru is rising” bill said after sinking a scrumptious three from the corner

by Ottoman Empire enjoyer August 2, 2022