GreasyKibbles74

a legend on xbox live. if you run into him you will not stand a chance. legend says in halo reach one day all his team members quit, although he did not give up his k/D was 47 to 0 that game and he did not get the rest of the kills because everyone in the enemy team rage quit. he will beat you in any fps game. always

GreasyKibbles74 wasted the enemy team

by observer of GreasyKibbles74's August 23, 2011

Greasent

Some thing or situation that is simultaneously greasy and decent.

Carl: "Dan's bass solo was good for how drunk he was."

Trevor: "Really quite greasent."

by DosBillos200 February 20, 2011

Greasy Waffle

The art of crapping on a woman's chest and flattening it with a tennis racket and ejaculating into the squares.

I'd love to do a greasy waffle with your mom

by TheMan626 April 10, 2015

Grease Gunning

An act performed during sexual intercourse where a person will place their penis on the edge of the anus and cum, forcing the cum into the anal cavity without penis insertion.

X doesn’t enjoy anal but is okay with Grease Gunning. Y Grease Gunned X’s ass as a release instead.

by Plucked Chook January 25, 2021

grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.

If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!

by I, Wreckerrr May 3, 2021

Facebook grenade

A man or woman that looks extremely good in their photos on facebook, but in person is extremely ugly. Easily fooled by teenagers. Original pictures often changed by editing or "piknicking" the photo.

Sawyer: Dude, this chick looks so hot in her facebook pictures.

Peter: Don't even bother man, I thought the same thing until I met her in person.

Vaughn: Guys, she's a Facebook grenade.

by Let it rain Mcilvain January 8, 2011

cunt grease

(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.

I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!

by Blenderhead1971 June 19, 2012