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gooning

what im doing right now
im straight jorking my shit. and by shit? yeah. i mean my peanits. im gooning right now
by tim trinity May 22, 2024
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Australian slang to be drunk on cheap cask wine
OH YEEEeeeah Brah Lets Get Some Goon AND go Gooning
by COWMAN334322 May 24, 2024
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Gooning

The process of "Edging" (masturbating without climax), for hours or days, until a trance like, zombie like state is reached.
Dude I thought it couldn't get any crazier than edging, then I tried gooning. And bro, that shit had me like a zombie for a solid few hours
by Lickmyballs888 May 28, 2024
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Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.
"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."

"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."
by PUMPDRONE March 8, 2024
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Hey r u gooning asf rn?
Yes!!
by Poopydoodoovheels March 27, 2024
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Gooning means achieving the trance-like blissful state while masturbating or masturbating meditatively.
Ive been gooning for 3 weeks straight, im bouta bust.
by dennis teni March 28, 2024
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Having a crazy night of drugs and debauchery. Engaging in tom foolery and hooliganism.
"Bro I spent 500 on coke and ecstasy and ending up running 7 miles through the woods"
"You was gooning for real"
by childishcorbino April 2, 2024
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