Gonk

complete arse with no chance in love or life

hayton you are a GONK etc

by JJ@D January 14, 2009

Gonk

Gonk is a word used to describe a state of mind and being. Originating from the depths of gods mind pool itself the Gonk has been transferred into the "Gonk droids" The droids due to their higher mind set simply walk the many planets in the place of mobile batteries, their internal thoughts being unlocked by fellow Gonk droids.

"hey bro you heard about the *Gonk*?"
"nah that sounds dumb anyway"
"drown yourself"

by Gonkaholic September 1, 2021

Gonk

Gonkiepoo is virgin

o its a wild gonk
!!!

by http://www.wolfhub.com/ April 14, 2021

Gonk

"to gonk" can mean anything you want it to mean... its is the Willy Wonka of words and can be used in any circumstance

gonkfabulation/gonkathon/gonknodes/gonkalicious/gonktastic

"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"

by Dave The Ravid August 29, 2005

Gonk

V: To ejaculate, bust a nut

N: jizzum, skeet, a load

I gonked into the cantaloupe almost immediately upon insertion.

I filled the cantaloupe to the brim with gonk

by gonkie July 9, 2018

Gonk

Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.

Tom:Hey I live in the Gonk.
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass

by Nick Mihi. May 5, 2006

Gonk

A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.

"Dude, that fucking gonk needs to get a shave and sort his life out."

by 4cbb June 17, 2009