Gonk

Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect

I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.

by Chris May 5, 2005

Gonk

To force one's will upon another, through physical means, for personal gains.

Sally tried to beat me to the water fountain so I gonked her down the stairs.

"Daddy! Did you see me gonk that kid!"

by BabyYoda33 August 14, 2014

gonk

Noun. Used to describe somebody who values self image and vanity over anything else in the world. Usually listens to semi-obscure hardcore bands.

"The members of the band 'lostprophets' consist exclusiveley of Gonks, most of their fans are also Gonks"

by MetalMikey666 September 1, 2005

gonk

A Gothic Punk... not much more to be said there.

Rachelle and Jesie are so Gonk, eh matey?

by Condom October 15, 2006

gonk

A wannabe emo. Tries so hard to fill the emo stereotype. My Chemical Romance t-shirts/hoodies are common. And as they say that 'real' emos dont admit it when asked, if you call them a gonk they will deny it.

And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!

''Omg! Look how gonkish they are! Total posers!''

by meandmybrightideas September 17, 2006

Gonk

Another name for a buttplug. Can also be used as a pejorative term for someone who does or continues to do stupid things.

I yanked the gonk out of her and her shit spewed all over my new satin sheets. She's such a gonk.

by fannymcslap February 15, 2012

Gonk

A grumpy dog with a severe underbite and a sense of sarcasm.

My neighbor's gonk just peed on my dog's kong.

by valhollah April 16, 2006