glouk

Glouk is sperm that leaks out of one's anus after anal sex.

A: hey did you see the stain on jesica's pants today?

B: yeah man, i think it might be some glouk

by Running Rabbit607958 February 24, 2009

Glowdicking

The action of ramming a glowstick into your urethra with such force that it breaks and causes you to jizz rainbows for months on end. May cause a severe urinary tract infection and/or prostate cancer.

I went glowdicking with the lads last night and it felt like I was pissing daggers for weeks.

by Lord Sexius the Great March 11, 2015

Glounmu

The God of Seagulls.

Soren: I saw Him Mom, I swear!
Mom: ...
Soren: Glounmu, The God of all Seagulls. He was telling me about the future of the world!

Mom: Why couldn't I have a normal fucken child...

by SushiSeagull February 7, 2018

Gouda

Gouda is a type of cheese, but can be used as a term for flirting. If someone says that there were talking about Gouda with someone else, they were most likely flirting with each other.

I was just talking to a girl the other day and we totally talked about Gouda

by your_mom_205 June 23, 2019

gloush

a slur for babies

David: Oh my god haha you’re such a gloush grow up gloush
Baby:
David: stupid gloush! go to hell!!
Baby:

David: You stupid cumsucker! You got to feel the insides of a woman and you won’t even remember it! fuck you gloush!

by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022

GLoucester High School

The 2nd most ghetto and the 2nd most dangerous high school in ottawa (next to Rideau High School). For white kids, gloucester is a scary, dangerous and boring high school to attend. For black people, its a chill place to hang out, do drugs, sell drugs and scare the crap out of white kids. For immigrants, its the perfect place to get in large groups, act tough, get in shit, get in trouble and get deported back to the country you came from.

immigrant kid 1: yo there are so many immigrants at gloucester high school.
immigrant kid 2: yea, it feels like back at home.
immigrant kid 3: (starts screaming loudly for no apparent reason) ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
immigrant kids 1 and 2: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (once again, for no reason)
immigrant kids 4,5,6,7,8,9,10 down the hall: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

by GHS 2012 October 19, 2009

Glouse

A males Peener (Penis)

Isaac- "you tryna put your glouse in her auschwitz?"

Weston- "yes, i am tryna do that"

by I Post Hella Hard January 9, 2010