Soren: I saw Him Mom, I swear!
Mom: ...
Soren: Glounmu, The God of all Seagulls. He was telling me about the future of the world!
Mom: Why couldn't I have a normal fucken child...
Mom: ...
Soren: Glounmu, The God of all Seagulls. He was telling me about the future of the world!
Mom: Why couldn't I have a normal fucken child...
by SushiSeagull February 08, 2018
Jason, commonly known as Jason is a white gayass American boy who snorts memes for a living. He can be found eating out of trash cans not because hes poor but because hes fucking Jason.
by SushiSeagull February 12, 2018