turd fisherman

A man with a long penis. The unfortunate event of having a dick so long, that it goes for a swim when you're taking a crap

Being a circus sword swallower by profession, Elise wasn't after just any old bloke, she wanted a genuine turd fisherman.

by Jamie321 October 2, 2007

fisher-price

1. A popular kids toy manafacturer

2. to insult something, as if it was childlike

1. Fisher-price make some weird toys

2. That software looks so fisher-price mate - go find a new skin for it.

2. Your mother couldnt work a VCR even if it was made by fisher-price

by Richieeee August 3, 2004

Angry Fisherman

The art of taking your dick out of a girls mouth and smacking her in the face at full force.

That ho sucked at blowing me, so i just gave her an angry fisherman!

by Cardildo August 31, 2004

Fosher

Pronounced Foe-sher

Someone who is faking being kosher.

Jerry is fosher so he doesn't have to eat your mom's nasty casserole.

by Wordiculous June 21, 2022

wailing fisherman

A wailing fisherman is when a guy literally gets sick and hurls while going down on a girl, usually from drinking too much, but occasionally the vagina itself can be faulted. (Not to be confused with the "whaling fisherman," which is a guy who only likes going down on really huge chicks.)

After he finished those last three shots, Johnny went home and pulled a wailing fisherman on his girl. She left him passed out in his own pile, and he spent the whole next day smelling like stale vag and vom.

by cx99 December 28, 2009

Thomas Fisher

Fucking squeaky n1gga with a tiny cock. Very unfunny and annoying

That kid over there has a tiny cock it must be Thomas Fisher

by Joedouglas69420 September 3, 2019

Social Media Fisherman

A social media fisherman is usually a scammer who posts other people's videos on their social media page and make it out as their own video to gain either popularity or money. The average social media fisherman may boast about their popularity status to make others feel low (When in reality most of them do not really give a shit, only just about how annoying they are) and add extremely cheesy titles on their videos to draw people in (known as click bait) . These people think they are hilarious but are total fuckheads. This is not to be confused with a social media fisherwoman who usually uploads a revealing photo on Facebook for a large amount of likes. Nevertheless, these people are cancerous and should not be on the Internet.

SloFloAntonio, Fortafy, Percy Inglis and Adrian Van Oyen are few of the many examples of Social Media Fisherman who are basically the cancer of either Facebook or Youtube or both.

Two British teenagers on their mobile phones:
Steven: Hey have a look at this video Matt, its called "Top 7 Pranks 2015 (Gone Sexual)" and its caption is a picture of a girls arse
Matt: Are you a fucking idiot, it's click bait mate

Steven: Its not that SoFlowAntonio twat again is it?
Matt: Well it says SoFlowComedy so yeah, it is
Steven: Fuck!

Two Australian men on their laptops browsing Facebook:
Mark: Oi Pete who is this poof doing this stupid don't judge challenge ?
Peter: Oh its gotta be that fuckin' Fortafy cunt

If Percy Inglis were ever heard by the Lord:
Percy Inglis : Only God can judge me!
God: You are a fucking faggot Percy

by thetruthoftheilluminati September 8, 2015