hop the fence

(For males) To take it out over the top of your pants, instead of through the zipper, esp when wearing bulky snowpants

Person 1: Man, I can't find the little guy under all these layers.

Person 2: Dude, just hop the fence.

by squishee89 March 13, 2010

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

Refers to the way we tend to look at other people’s lives and other things that we don't have in general through rose colored glasses.

Comes from the idea of looking at a neighbours lawn and seeing it as better looking, healthier and overall greener then your own when in reality you’re just ignoring anything negative about it and downplaying everything positive about your own.

Friend#1: You’re so lucky, you went to a great college, have money and you’re so smart and will probably accomplish more by the time you’re 30 then I will in my entire life.

Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.

Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

by Guest September 6, 2005

Funcomfortable

(adj.) A word describing your fun activities, such as sex. You're somewhere in the middle of mildly and incredibly uncomfortable.

"Dear god, Mikey. Danielle was so fucking amazing in bed last night, but I was so funcomfortable that my left leg fell asleep."

by ThethetheNicky March 8, 2009

Man Function

Any function that seems manly to a group of testosterone and beer fueled men such as a truck show, car show, boat show, RV show or and such visit to a bass pro shop. It works well with a large group of men, that way it doesnt look like a date

Person 1:Hey did you hear? Jasons organizing a Man Function!
Person 2: Hell Yea! I Love You Guys In A Totally Non Gay Way.
Person 1: Me Too, Now rub Me down with deer scent

by Johnny "The Answer" March 29, 2010

burnt fence

The appearance of teeth that have not been taken care of for a long, long time.

"Your boss has teeth like a burnt fence"

by MeesterEd February 8, 2018

fence hopping

The act of hopping a fence or otherwise entering a property for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with pets and/or livestock.

The locals were disgusted when they discovered that Bob had been fence hopping.

by assmurderer July 25, 2010

Funcle

Fun uncle-noun

Wow, thank god my funcles Noah and Benjamin came to this party. Now we can finally have a good time!

by The third funcle December 30, 2018