Fumble Fuck

The act of tackling another male/female out of/off of their lovers vagina/penis and then proceed to gain possession of the vagina/dick by diving into or onto the sexual organ and fucking it, Warning: dangerous but guaranteed sex

"Dude I walked in on my roommate fucking his girl so i tackled him and fumble fuck the shit out of her!"

by Weist 3rd March 12, 2012

fumble fingering

Fidgety fingers when anticipating something exciting is called fumble fingering.

The children were fumble fingering in anticipation of opening their Christmas gifts.

by Cealia November 24, 2016

Fumble Roofsky

A sexual situation in which every single bodyily fluid is excreted. ((Note: This is a word created by Spike and an anonymous friend, not the poster))

Then, she shat, pissed, vomitted, shot out puss, menstruated, came, earwax dripped out, snot and drool dribbled down, blood spontaeniously shot out, and she cried. That was the elusive Fumble Roofsky.

by Lord Dralnu August 4, 2006

fumble in the dark

The act of fumbling in the dark is like having accidental sex
When your in the heat of the moment and anything can happen

We took a fumble in the dark

by BeauTheDude July 1, 2017

fumble jack

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.

The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.

by evil ian November 23, 2010

fumble fisted

a person that it is not very cooridinated with their hands.

my friend is so fumble fisted that he cant even lace his shoes.

by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011

fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.

Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.

by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013