fucktard 

Someone who is so stupid by default that to call them a retard would be an insult to those retarded everywhere.

Their ignorance and lack of redeeming factors make them fucktards.

"I can't believe John, the stupid fucktard, would go and say that to Julie after telling him so many times not to!"

fucktard by Matt Hayward (AUS) March 30, 2004

Fucktard 

(noun)
One who acts, behaves, or demonstrates the qualities of a fucking retard.

Teacher was being a fucktard today.

Fucktard by Spits and Scones March 29, 2004

fucktard 

Something, or someone who is "fucked up", and "retarded" at the same time.

Jane: Hey Jim. I'm going to rape and kill your dog.

Jim: Wow Jane. You really are a sick, sick fucktard.

fucktard by Fabienne :) April 28, 2008

Fucktard 

Someone who ruins your day or life and seems to not notice or care!!! If someone knows what they have done then they cant be one. Children cannot be Fucktards!! (FACT) Everybody will be a Fucktard once in there life, good thing is you will never know it.

You know a Fucktard.. everybody will. Like when you are walking down the street with your takeaway tea or coffee and someone knocks into you spilling your hot drink all over you and not noticing, thats a Fucktard!! Or when you get into a bath and the phone rings and just as you get there to answer it stops (Fucktard). Just hooverd the carpets and someone walks straight over it with dirty shoes and cant see the problem (Fucktard).

Fucktard by Maryjane1982 June 11, 2011

fucktard 

A compulsive lying sack of shit who, despite a "Mr. Tuff Guy" attitude, uses the internet for sinister purposes in order to use, manipulate and control others for his own social/financial status because, in a direct person to person situation, he is really just a spineless pussy.

General Flagg of the 5th ESB gaming clan is a no good fucktard.

fucktard by debtcollector December 11, 2007

fucktard 

someone who is not literally 'retarded' but acts incredibly stupid to the point where you are so angry you have to add fuck to the beginning of the word

"ugghh, Perry tried to smack my ass again, what a fucktard!"

fucktard by tgb19 December 26, 2009

Fucktard 

People who decide for others what's funny or not .

The editors at urban dictionary are Fucktards !

Fucktard by cracksmoke November 6, 2014