FML

Acronym for Fuck my life.

BR: FML. >:/
AK: And that is?
BR: Fuck my life.

by IZAMANDAK February 01, 2009

FML

1. Fuck my life, a very funny website where people talk about how bad their lives are.

2. Free misguided leprochauns, what you tell your parents FML means.

Parent: FML? Why are you on a website called FML? What does that stand for?

Child: (laughing) FREE MISGUIDED LEPROCHAUNS!

by freemisguidedleprochauns October 27, 2009

FML

It stands for "Fuck my Life". There are times when theres nothing else to say but that.

Randy: Thank God its Saturday tomorrow.
Buck: Dude its Wednesday tomorrow.
Randy: Arrhhh FML.

by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010

Fml

Generally short for Fuck My Life People tend to use this slang when they have done something wrong

Me: I'm really sorry I didn't mean to spill that wine on you!
Friend: Well It's going to stain... Great!
Me: FML!

by Mike the greatest peep around! October 25, 2010

FML

what poser dickheads say to feel important and needed. the intended response is supposed to be something re-assuring, but don't ever give in to these attention-seeking wastes of DNA.

"Roughly translated": Fuck My Life

Ted: Ugh, I have so much homework. FML."

You: Shut up Ted, you're an idiot.

by cherrymygrapes July 03, 2009

FML

fuck
my
life

docter said stop smokin when i dont even smoke... FML!!!!!!!!!!!

by MEXISNIPER$$$20105 December 13, 2009

FML

"Fucking My Lady" polite way to say that you are fucking your girl. Used mainly on Myspace.

Larry: What are you doing man?
Bob: I'm FML!!

by effinyouup May 30, 2009