FMLIA 

An out-of-place post. Submitted by someone who is so desperate to have their stories published that they'll post what should have been an FML to MLIA (or vice versa).

FMLIA:

Today, I found out that my sister has been masturbating with my electric toothbrush for the past three years and hasn't cleaned it once! MLIA

or

Today, I fed my dog. FML

FMLIA by UnusedCliche November 29, 2009

FMLIA 

"Fuck, My Life Is Average" - A hybrid of FML (fuck my life) and MLIA (my life is average), two popular internet memes, expressing dissatisfaction that your life is not interesting enough to denote internet-level attention.

FMLIA all I did today was go to the gym today after work, and nothing remotely embarrassing or interesting happened.

FMLIA by contributer #7029 July 26, 2009

Frankfurter foliage 

The pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus.

Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'

Frankfurter foliage by Anonymous submissions November 13, 2016

Filia 

Filia is a female name that means friendship. When you first meet a Filia she may be a little shy but as you get to know her you will learn she is smart, funny, weird, dramatic, and loves to talk.

Filia is my best friend.

Filia by althea08 June 1, 2020

FALIAR 

A person who is extremely fat and loves to lie to feel secure about his weight.

Nikki: DID U KNOW SAM SAM HAS A G35?!
NOOMZ: Hell naw?! did u see that shit?!
Nikki: no he parks it in his underground garage below his apartment building DUH!
NOOMZ: what a FALIAR!

FALIAR by Miss Anonymiss February 25, 2008

felia 

Felia is the sweetest person you will ever meet, she is a very positive person and like to make others happy.

omg is that felia? she is the best

felia by the really real one February 20, 2020

FMLA vacation 

someone who constintly fakes illness to use the federally mandated Family Medical Leave Act to take time off from work. Such hard to prove illnesses include but not limited to backache, migraine, neck pain, and mental/stress related diseases.

Damn, James hasn't worked a full week in three monthes!
That's because he got approved for a FMLA vacation for his headaches.

FMLA vacation by sean dobbins February 20, 2009