FMLIA

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An out-of-place post. Submitted by someone who is so desperate to have their stories published that they'll post what should have been an FML to MLIA (or vice versa).

FMLIA:

Today, I found out that my sister has been masturbating with my electric toothbrush for the past three years and hasn't cleaned it once! MLIA

or

Today, I fed my dog. FML

FMLIA by UnusedCliche November 29, 2009

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FMLIA

"Fuck, My Life Is Average" - A hybrid of FML (fuck my life) and MLIA (my life is average), two popular internet memes, expressing dissatisfaction that your life is not interesting enough to denote internet-level attention.

FMLIA all I did today was go to the gym today after work, and nothing remotely embarrassing or interesting happened.

FMLIA by contributer #7029 July 26, 2009

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Frankfurter foliage

The pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus.

Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'

Frankfurter foliage by Anonymous submissions November 13, 2016

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Filia

Filia is a female name that means friendship. When you first meet a Filia she may be a little shy but as you get to know her you will learn she is smart, funny, weird, dramatic, and loves to talk.

Filia is my best friend.

Filia by althea08 June 1, 2020

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FALIAR

A person who is extremely fat and loves to lie to feel secure about his weight.

Nikki: DID U KNOW SAM SAM HAS A G35?!
NOOMZ: Hell naw?! did u see that shit?!
Nikki: no he parks it in his underground garage below his apartment building DUH!
NOOMZ: what a FALIAR!

FALIAR by Miss Anonymiss February 25, 2008

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felia

Felia is the sweetest person you will ever meet, she is a very positive person and like to make others happy.

omg is that felia? she is the best

felia by the really real one February 20, 2020

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FMLA vacation

someone who constintly fakes illness to use the federally mandated Family Medical Leave Act to take time off from work. Such hard to prove illnesses include but not limited to backache, migraine, neck pain, and mental/stress related diseases.

Damn, James hasn't worked a full week in three monthes!
That's because he got approved for a FMLA vacation for his headaches.

FMLA vacation by sean dobbins February 20, 2009

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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