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An out-of-place post. Submitted by someone who is so desperate to have their stories published that they'll post what should have been an FML to MLIA (or vice versa).
FMLIA:

Today, I found out that my sister has been masturbating with my electric toothbrush for the past three years and hasn't cleaned it once! MLIA

or

Today, I fed my dog. FML
FMLIA by UnusedCliche November 29, 2009
Words you can keep
"Fuck, My Life Is Average" - A hybrid of FML (fuck my life) and MLIA (my life is average), two popular internet memes, expressing dissatisfaction that your life is not interesting enough to denote internet-level attention.
FMLIA all I did today was go to the gym today after work, and nothing remotely embarrassing or interesting happened.
FMLIA by contributer #7029 July 26, 2009
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Frankfurter foliage 

The pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus.
Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
Filia is a female name that means friendship. When you first meet a Filia she may be a little shy but as you get to know her you will learn she is smart, funny, weird, dramatic, and loves to talk.
Filia is my best friend.
Filia by althea08 June 1, 2020
A person who is extremely fat and loves to lie to feel secure about his weight.
Nikki: DID U KNOW SAM SAM HAS A G35?!
NOOMZ: Hell naw?! did u see that shit?!
Nikki: no he parks it in his underground garage below his apartment building DUH!
NOOMZ: what a FALIAR!
FALIAR by Miss Anonymiss February 25, 2008
Felia is the sweetest person you will ever meet, she is a very positive person and like to make others happy.
omg is that felia? she is the best
felia by the really real one February 20, 2020

FMLA vacation 

someone who constintly fakes illness to use the federally mandated Family Medical Leave Act to take time off from work. Such hard to prove illnesses include but not limited to backache, migraine, neck pain, and mental/stress related diseases.
Damn, James hasn't worked a full week in three monthes!
That's because he got approved for a FMLA vacation for his headaches.
FMLA vacation by sean dobbins February 20, 2009
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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