An out-of-place post. Submitted by someone who is so desperate to have their stories published that they'll post what should have been an FML to MLIA (or vice versa).
FMLIA:
Today, I found out that my sister has been masturbating with my electric toothbrush for the past three years and hasn't cleaned it once! MLIA
or
Today, I fed my dog. FML
Today, I found out that my sister has been masturbating with my electric toothbrush for the past three years and hasn't cleaned it once! MLIA
or
Today, I fed my dog. FML
by UnusedCliche November 29, 2009
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FMLIA all I did today was go to the gym today after work, and nothing remotely embarrassing or interesting happened.
by contributer #7029 July 26, 2009
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Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
by Anonymous submissions November 13, 2016
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by althea08 June 1, 2020
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by Miss Anonymiss February 25, 2008
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by the really real one February 20, 2020
Get the felia mug.someone who constintly fakes illness to use the federally mandated Family Medical Leave Act to take time off from work. Such hard to prove illnesses include but not limited to backache, migraine, neck pain, and mental/stress related diseases.
Damn, James hasn't worked a full week in three monthes!
That's because he got approved for a FMLA vacation for his headaches.
That's because he got approved for a FMLA vacation for his headaches.
by sean dobbins February 20, 2009
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