Face Fedora

an e-cigarette

Look that that douche with his face fedora, why not just smoke a real one like an adult.

by Canonical douche October 4, 2016

Florida Fedora

The Florida Fedora is when a man poops on top of a female's head (creating the hat), and then ejaculates on top of it (creating a fashionable fedora feather).

The Florida Fedora Vinny gave to that girl last night looks very stylish.

by Injong August 30, 2017

Notch’s fedora

Notch’s fedora is an ancient relic, and whoever wears it is the rightful hair to the babylonian throne. It was first mentioned in Mein Kampf as «One fedora to rule them all» It currently resides in the bottom of King Kong’s unopened champagne bottle labeled «Obama Juice»

Notch’s fedora, the one the only.

by Karlonien March 21, 2021

polish fedora

When you get furloughed from work.

Hollywood: Why are you so sad, Slip?
Slippy T: I got the Polish Fedora today, I don't know how I'm going to pay the rent.

by Gogh Rawski March 27, 2020

vomit fedora

A vomit fedora is an object in which one vomits into after tipping it for a lady and said lady kicks them in the dick.

Some wench kicked me in the dick, so I vomited into my vomit fedora.

by Bernie Sanders Twitter Account November 25, 2018

dirty fedora

A sexual act in which a man removes a penis covered in semen and feces from a woman's anus, touches the tip of the penis to the woman's forehead, and exclaims, "M'Lady!"

Susan got wasted at the bar last night and took home a neckbeard. I heard he gave her a Dirty Fedora.

by KetchupHorse January 21, 2016

tinfoil fedora

The headgear of choice for the modern Republican.

"Hugo Chavez used Antifa to steal all the ballots and replace them with ballots installing China as Emperor so the communist Satanist pedophiles would force us all to wear hijabs beginning as face masks after changing our sexes forcefully"
"Take off the tinfoil fedora"

by Queen Buttrix January 2, 2021