fauxlice

A security guard or rent-a-cop.

The fauxlice were guarding the door.

by shifterz August 18, 2008

fauxlut

faux-slut. A girl who gives off the allusion of being an easy lay. So you take her somewhere only to be faced with the devastating reality that she just has very seductive eyes.

I got blue-balled last night until I could not feel my life. I thought for sure I was going to get laid. What a fauxlut!

by Adriana Danger October 3, 2008

Fauxliday

A) On vacation (or 'holiday', as they say in the UK) while mentally and/or physically distracted by the worries of everyday life
(See: Fakecation)

B) an apparently bright & beautiful vacation suddenly ruined by unexpectedly inclement weather.

C) a religious holiday celebrated by non-adherants of said religion
(i.e. Muslim celebrating Yom Kippur
or an atheist celebrating Christmas)

"I went with me mum on holiday, but it rained consantly so we stayed indoors. What a fauxliday!"

by Manny Styles March 22, 2010

Fauxllatio

A faked blowjob. Not unlike something that would occur in a soft core pornography film.

That Jesse Jane gives great fauxllatio.

by Whit Trashe November 28, 2014

fauxdercoat

To spray paint a surface from at least two feet away creating a mist of paint that evenly distributes color and creates a gritty satin texture similar to powdercoating.

I fauxdercoated my car parts so it looks like it was professionally powdercoated - mainly to save time and money - but also to hide imperfections due to lack of paint prep, skill, and any patience to do it right. So I tell myself I fauxdercoat because it’s temporary and I’ll powdercoat it later for reals - but we all know that shit excuse is just famous last words.

by Tess Tickular May 18, 2021

Fauxed

Having been fixed but only to the extent of appearing to have been fixed, especially for the purposes of deception.

When the dude sat in the chair I fauxed, it totally collapsed.

by reallydolly August 9, 2010

fauldhouse

A village in West Lothian, Scotland. The place has a reputation for being quite rough and not many people live there by choice. It is usually quiet until after dark when all the junkies and neds come out to play. Depressing wee place with nothing going for it and not a very nice place to grow up.

"I widny start oan Bill, he's a Fauldhouse wean."
= "I wouldn't pick a fight with Bill, he's a Fauldhouse kid."

by Ashy October 13, 2012