fauldhouse

A village in West Lothian, Scotland. The place has a reputation for being quite rough and not many people live there by choice. It is usually quiet until after dark when all the junkies and neds come out to play. Depressing wee place with nothing going for it and not a very nice place to grow up.

"I widny start oan Bill, he's a Fauldhouse wean."
= "I wouldn't pick a fight with Bill, he's a Fauldhouse kid."

by Ashy October 13, 2012

Dutchman's Fullhouse

Having a two flush dump that requires no wiping.

Jesse was dealt a Dutchman's Fullhouse after a heavy night of drinking and tacos. He was now the envy of his friends.

by Oskee Wow Wow March 9, 2009

Fullhouse neck

When someone does something so stupid that everyone in the room or nearby necks them very hard.

-"Didn't the pilgrims build the grand canyon?"
-"No dumbass, you will now recieve a fullhouse neck."

by Chalkey May 6, 2011

kensigton fullhouse

To be busy having sex with a women and then shoving your balls into her vagina also. Shaft and nuts all in equals kensington fullhouse.

I was busy fucking this girl and i shoved my nuts in there for good measure, all in kensigton fullhouse

by lokirules October 20, 2010

fullhouseshesness

being stacked

"Those cards are fullhouseshes."
"WOAW, Maximum fullhouseshesness!"

by Christopher AKA BIGPAPPA January 20, 2004

FailHouse

When you are trolling around in the internet and you are posting retarded on the internet. Everyone wants them gone and they are put in the internet 'jail house.'

Continuing being a noob and being put in the failhouse.

Cool person"GTFO NOOB!"

The noob"What are you gonna do about it?"

Cool person "I'll throw you in the fucking failhouse!"

by siilentghost April 19, 2008