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fauldhouse 

A village in West Lothian, Scotland. The place has a reputation for being quite rough and not many people live there by choice. It is usually quiet until after dark when all the junkies and neds come out to play. Depressing wee place with nothing going for it and not a very nice place to grow up.
"I widny start oan Bill, he's a Fauldhouse wean."
= "I wouldn't pick a fight with Bill, he's a Fauldhouse kid."
fauldhouse by Ashy October 13, 2012
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Dutchman's Fullhouse 

Having a two flush dump that requires no wiping.
Jesse was dealt a Dutchman's Fullhouse after a heavy night of drinking and tacos. He was now the envy of his friends.

Fullhouse neck 

When someone does something so stupid that everyone in the room or nearby necks them very hard.
-"Didn't the pilgrims build the grand canyon?"
-"No dumbass, you will now recieve a fullhouse neck."
Fullhouse neck by Chalkey May 6, 2011

kensigton fullhouse 

To be busy having sex with a women and then shoving your balls into her vagina also. Shaft and nuts all in equals kensington fullhouse.
I was busy fucking this girl and i shoved my nuts in there for good measure, all in kensigton fullhouse
kensigton fullhouse by lokirules October 20, 2010

fullhouseshesness 

being stacked
"Those cards are fullhouseshes."
"WOAW, Maximum fullhouseshesness!"

FailHouse 

When you are trolling around in the internet and you are posting retarded on the internet. Everyone wants them gone and they are put in the internet 'jail house.'

Continuing being a noob and being put in the failhouse.
Cool person"GTFO NOOB!"

The noob"What are you gonna do about it?"

Cool person "I'll throw you in the fucking failhouse!"
FailHouse by siilentghost April 19, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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