by um..... Mr. Cheese December 23, 2002
Farts are unpredictable...my best fart was when i was a youngen..i was walking up a set of stairs at uni... being the first day and all i didn't wish to be late and a few paces behind me was another fella...the night before i was out on the turps big time and had, had a curry on the way home...just for good messure...every step i took up the stairs (3 floors in total) a small but foul smelling fart errupted..i quickened my pace to leave it behind (it stunk that bad)...but alas so to did the bloke behind me only to be greeted time and again by another one...i reached the door on my floor and ploughed on through.. absolutely pissing myself with laughter...took my seat at the front of the lecture room...out walked the professor and glared straight at me ...yep the same guy behind me on the stairs...i stood up shrugged my shoulders and fucked off back to pub...my best fart ever!
common responces when your best mates just farted
"speak up caller your almost through"
"don't worry sir ..we'll find you"
"now you've ripped them you'll have to buy them"
"speak up caller your almost through"
"don't worry sir ..we'll find you"
"now you've ripped them you'll have to buy them"
by sandy clacka November 23, 2009
wind passed through the anus, between the sweatty butt cheeks, along the hairy but crack cathering stench along the way. Farts Stink so that deaf people dont miss out on the joy of farting.
who farted
by farty prints October 12, 2003
1. Gaseous expulsion from between the butt cheeks.
2. An animals way of expression through interpretive smell.
3. #4 Reason for traumatizing childhood experiences.
4. A contemporary technique used to ward off enemies.
2. An animals way of expression through interpretive smell.
3. #4 Reason for traumatizing childhood experiences.
4. A contemporary technique used to ward off enemies.
1. I farted in class yesterday, and when I went home, I discovered a blackened hole in my FTL's.
2. To show his love, the African humpback spider monkey farts on his mate's forehead, often after devouring it's first-born.
3. After Tommy farted on me in the sandbox in 2nd grade, every time I see a Tonka toy I cry.
4.In order to adapt to a hostile envoirnment, I began to learn how to fart over my food while I was away from the table. After years of perfection, even the most vicious of realitives choke and suffocate in the presence of my inhumanely tart aroma.
2. To show his love, the African humpback spider monkey farts on his mate's forehead, often after devouring it's first-born.
3. After Tommy farted on me in the sandbox in 2nd grade, every time I see a Tonka toy I cry.
4.In order to adapt to a hostile envoirnment, I began to learn how to fart over my food while I was away from the table. After years of perfection, even the most vicious of realitives choke and suffocate in the presence of my inhumanely tart aroma.
by Tubaman November 28, 2006
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003