Farmington

A term most often associated with Paradise. A place where the beer flows like wine, where there isn't a female bust smaller than a c-cup and where everyone can get laid. (Except of course those who've lived in New Lennox)

Gorgeous girl #1:
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.

Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!

by Bryant September 12, 2003

Fuckington Cum

A very far away place. Usually used to describe where someone will have to unexpectedly and rapidly depart to.

"He stepped on the mine and was blown to fuckington cum."

by Helloyoucuntrs April 24, 2017

Farmington Hills

NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.

Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.

YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry

The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.

Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.
Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?

Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.

by YES IT IS ME December 13, 2008

FUCKINGTON

Abbreviated version of "a fucking ton"

Used mostly in an angered argument.

"YOU DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US!"
"I gave it... I gave it, a FUCKINGTON."

by Ehehehehehe July 26, 2013

Farmington Hills

NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.

Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.

YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry

The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.

Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.

Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?

Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.

by CraZY biTcH! December 10, 2008

Faggington

The type of person who insists on being an absolute arse hole all of the time and is awkward to be around.

"Hey, did you see that guy over there, he's so annoying!"

"I know, he's being such a faggington"

by Mr. D. Terata June 17, 2013

farrington

The school filled with unicorn porn. When you enter to learn, all you learn is that theres a man with a rubber chicken and people that will eventually ask you for food. Various types of people may contain: OG's, Otaku's, Swagger Captain's, and mexican rain. We smell nice.

Person 1 - Hey swag captain
Person 2 - Sup geek freak
Person 3 - Who has food?
Person 4 - I DOOOO.HAHHAHAHA
Person 3 - I liike
Person 2 - Nigga
Person 1 - AHHHH!
Person 69 - Big farrington penis.

by WeForgotThePotato February 13, 2014