Skip to main content

earthquakingly funny

when something is so funny you start shaking due laughter
that joke was earthquakingly funny
or
im literally earthquaking that joke was so funny
by camelchameau July 1, 2023
mugGet the earthquakingly funny mug.

Earthing

Another word for pooping, because earth is a synonym of dirt, which is typically brown.
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me earthing earlier and now she won't look at me.

Guy 2: I'm sorry for you, bro. Maybe you should earth with the door shut next time.
by miyumyau October 4, 2023
mugGet the Earthing mug.

Earthling

A fan of Melanie Martinez’s new form. A name to replace the term “Crybaby” That’s also used for a Melanie Martinez fan.
Oh my god, I love Melanie’s new album PORTALS. I’m a huge earthling!”

“Same!”
by Biggest Nymph! >_< October 5, 2023
mugGet the Earthling mug.

earthing

when a woman spreads her legs, fills it with dirt, then adds a seed, waters it, and gives it proper sunlight. as a result a plant is grown between the legs.
yeah i practiced earthing for the first time last night.
by rose :p December 8, 2023
mugGet the earthing mug.

Earthlingism

Noun

A utopian critical framework and a dialectical counterpart to contemporary ideologies which posits that our collective identity as Earthlings unifies all people over any other identifiers like nationality, gender, ethnicity, religion, profession, political affiliation, etc.
Through the lens of Earthlingism, ideologies are divisive instruments against humanity.
by SharpBubble April 4, 2026
mugGet the Earthlingism mug.

Flat Earthing

When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.
Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."
by Omega-Dragon June 2, 2018
mugGet the Flat Earthing mug.

Yeah yes, earthling

A gender neutral way of saying "Yes sir" or "Yes ma'am"
Earthling 1 says: "Do you watch @itzLordYETI on twitch?" Earthling 2 says: "Yeah yes, earthling"
by Call Urself August 19, 2022
mugGet the Yeah yes, earthling mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email