Earophile

When one feels as if ears are sexy, a bit like the feet porn. This is common with people who have bumps on their ears.

"Nice Ear"
"Are you an Earophile?"

by Kalifa V or heatedpotaotes August 18, 2020

Ermo

Very subtle short form of “your mom”/“your mother”, originally part of a knock-knock joke. Similar to “Joe”/“joe Mama”, the casualty does not have any idea that they could be spoofed (unless they know the joke, of course).

“Knock-knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Ermo”
“Ermo who?”
“Er mom!”

“Bro, I had an amazing night out with Ermo yesterday!”
“Nice! But who’s Ermo?”
“Er mom!”

by O Rei December 16, 2022

Ankle Earmuffs

When ankles are used as Earmuffs . Girls legs folded back while she is on her back (missionary) and calves rest on his shoulder as her ankles rest against his head on the sides near his ears. Ankle Earmuffs

Only earmuffs I used are the Ankle Earmuffs but I wear mine all year around

by Cougar bt June 3, 2018

A cold Eamonn

When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.

Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn

by a cold eamonn May 28, 2011

Eamonn

An Irish name that means "Protector of riches".

Eamonn DeValera was the first president of modern Ireland.

by James Blythe December 15, 2011

tit earmuffs

A man using a woman's breasts as earmuffs. Usually by sitting in front or laying on the woman's stomach.

Tit earmuffs are comfortable

by Donkey Kong Song December 25, 2003

Earboy

character from All That skit

Earboy, Earboy, his ears are really BIG

by Aftermath July 7, 2005