Hillarectile dysfunction

An inability to become aroused due to prolonged exposure to Hillary Clinton.

Joe was suffering so bad from Hillarectile dysfunction that even Viagra couldn't help.

by webster_c February 17, 2008

textual dysfunction

The inability to get a thumbs-up during textual intercourse

Murray has tried textagra for his textual dysfunction, to no avial.

Bill was devastated when all his textual advances were met with thumbs-down results.

by Morgan's Daughter April 21, 2008

ejectile dysfunction

noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.

1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!

by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010

dysfucktional

lacking the ability to deliver in bed

Victor's wife explained to me that Victor was dysfucktional and asked me to sleep with her.

by Victor,IFuckedYourWife December 31, 2008

hairectile dysfunction

When a man get cant his hairdo up.

I ran out of hair gel. I got freaking hairectile dysfunction man!!!

by scrollocked April 5, 2009

Reptile dysfunction

When you can't get your lizard to stand up.

He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.

by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009

erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm

I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.

by Jake February 1, 2004